Mammon: I Can Live Without You, You Jerk!

Mammon: I can live without you, you jerk!

MC: ...

MC: Okay. It seems that I have no reason now to decline Diavolo's offer to work in Demon Lord's Castle and live with them together with Barbatos.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: ...What?

MC: Just like what you've said, you can live without me. *smiles* I'm sure you'll be fine. Don't worry. I'll try to get in touch but it won't be that often.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: *starts to tear up*

MC: ...

MC: Mammon?

Mammon: eeeEEEEEEENNNNHHH!

MC: Mammon...

Mammon: *sniffles*

MC: You're really childish...

Mammon: Shuddup!

MC: *chuckles* *hugging him close* Stop crying now or Lucifer will tease you when he sees you.

Mammon: *sniffles* Hmph.

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

Trust Lemon

HP Headcanon

Ok I know we have those Muggleborn headcanons who talk about all the references that could be made and all the shenanigans they would get up to but what about when they graduate because not all of them would work in the wizarding world but would go back to the muggles.

- The witches and wizards who rather than teach at Hogwarts or Ilvermorny went to teach at a muggle primary school. The witches and wizards who would aim to be like McGonagall and not be the Binns of the school.

- The witches and wizards who would teach at a pre-school, who would secretly use magic to help the little kids with their work. The kids would go back to the parents raving about how cool the new teacher was because she’s ‘magic’. The parents just think their kids really love the teacher.

- The witches and Wizards who would go to Football games and cheer for their clubs. Who would occasionally Wingardium Leviosa the ball into the goal for that vital game. Everyone talks about that ‘lucky goal’ for weeks.

- The witches and wizards who work as muggle doctors who will prescribe potions they learnt from Snape and Pomfrey.

- The witches and Wizards who go to uni or something and stressing out because ‘MERLIN HELP ME NEWTS WERE EASIER THAN THIS’.

Just witches and wizards working in the muggle world.

Feel free to add to this.

Common Sense!Yuu

Just got a thought and I can't stop thinking about it now!

Like think of a Yuu who uses his common sense, but his common sense isn't really that common like:

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CS!Yuu: What do you mean befriending demons is weird? Isn't it a commodity here?

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Ace: Prefect WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?

CS!Yuu holding and petting an extinct/horrendous/venomous creature in his hand: It's Gary, why?

Jack who knows about the dangers the creature can cause: Yuu, please put down the creature before it bites you...

Sebek who once saw such a creature mauled a giant predator with ease while exploring with his grandfather, whispher screaming at CS!Yuu: HUMAN PUT THAT MONSTER DOWN!!! DO YOU SEEK DEATH?!?!?! THROW THAT THING AWAY!!!

CS!Yuu looking at them with confusion: What are you guys so panicked about? It's just Gary? And no Sebek, Gary, and his family have lived here before me and Grim, I can't just kick out a dorm resident!

The First Years: THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!?!?!

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CS!Yuu holding a gun, aiming it at a box: Okay last one-

Deuce who happens to come in to see what CS!Yuu is doing: Prefect I came t- YUU NO-!

CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with raised brow: Hmmm? What are you doing here Deuce? I thought you and Ace had to attend a dorm gathering?

Deuce: Before that- WHY RE YOU HOLDING A GUN PREFECT?!

CS!YUU being confused: Huh? It's to wrap up the bow of course??

Deuce: What do you mean wrap up?! You'll break that bow if you shoot it!!

CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with an unimpressed emotion: Oh come on Deuce! It's common knowledge to use a wrapping gun. Here I'll show you...

*Before Deuce could even stop CS!Yuu he had already fired the gun to the box. And unlike what Deuce had thought, the box actually got wrapped in colorful paper.

CS!Yuu to a wide-eyed Deuce: See? Well, I guess your mom hasn't told you this too before, like those eggs for clarification huh?

Know That

“Oh, you just need to flip the switch over there,” Sidekick called to Hero as they made their way through the control room of Villain’s lair. 

“How would you know that?” Hero spun on their heel to face Sidekick. 

Sidekick froze. “Uhhh, lucky guess?”

Hero frowned. “No. It is not a lucky guess.”

And it wasn’t. Sidekick had been sneaking out every night to meet up with Villain’s Sidekick to do…things. 

“You know what? I don’t want to know.” Hero flipped the switch and continued on.