Stelldish - Shellfish

Yuu: God gives his strongest battles to his toughest warriors

Rollo: Amen

Yuu: I am not one of them please dear God make it stop

Solomon: *doesn't want MC to go to work*

Solomon: Staystaystaystaystay...

MC: ...

MC: Why?

Solomon: *pouting* Hubby misses you.

MC: ...

MC: Alright. I'm staying.

Solomon: *happy noises*

Solomon: I'll cook you some food.

MC: You're still banned from the kitchen.

Solomon: Aww...

Muggleborn theatre geeks start singing defying gravity durring flying lessons. All Madam Hooch can do is facepalm.

HP Headcanon

Ok I know we have those Muggleborn headcanons who talk about all the references that could be made and all the shenanigans they would get up to but what about when they graduate because not all of them would work in the wizarding world but would go back to the muggles.

- The witches and wizards who rather than teach at Hogwarts or Ilvermorny went to teach at a muggle primary school. The witches and wizards who would aim to be like McGonagall and not be the Binns of the school.

- The witches and wizards who would teach at a pre-school, who would secretly use magic to help the little kids with their work. The kids would go back to the parents raving about how cool the new teacher was because she’s ‘magic’. The parents just think their kids really love the teacher.

- The witches and Wizards who would go to Football games and cheer for their clubs. Who would occasionally Wingardium Leviosa the ball into the goal for that vital game. Everyone talks about that ‘lucky goal’ for weeks.

- The witches and wizards who work as muggle doctors who will prescribe potions they learnt from Snape and Pomfrey.

- The witches and Wizards who go to uni or something and stressing out because ‘MERLIN HELP ME NEWTS WERE EASIER THAN THIS’.

Just witches and wizards working in the muggle world.

Feel free to add to this.

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom