Sterek Should Have Been Canon :(

sterek should have been canon :(

he’s so attractive omd 😭

Things that were actually good in the Teen Wolf movie:

- Coach (he has not changed and its perfect)

- Peter's introduction scene (so fucking on brand for him)

- Melissa McCall finally getting a weapon. She deserves it.

- Scott having an animal rescue next to Deatons practice. That's cute af

Things that were absolutely horrible, pathetic, and just truly character assassination in the Teen Wolf movie:

- Everything else

- Just literally the entire rest of the movie

- Especially Derek's death. Makes zero sense whatsoever, absolutely ridiculous

- And the fact that Liam and Mason never really interact?? They were best friends, wtf?

- And Malia and Parrish? Where tf did that come from

- Speaking of things that came from absolutely no where, Eli??? Who tf is his mother? And why, if he's never met Stiles, does he act exactly like Stiles. They literally just gave us a Stiles stand in. They couldn't get Dylan O'Brien to agree to this movie so they just created a stand in character

- and why tf would he go and live with Scott and Allison?? He's known them for like 5 minutes. He has other family he can live with. Like yeah probz not Malia. And Peter's not the best choice either but still makes more sense than Scott and Allison. Or like, Cora?? Or even Sheriff, since he seems to actually have a relationship with him, and Sheriff obvs has experience raising someone like Eli since he's literally just a copy of Stiles.

- So yeah, literally everything else in the movie makes no sense at all

let’s pretend it’s the loft that’s on fire (i’m sorry Derek, im not trying to kickstart any PTSD) and they’re all one big happy pack … :))

never gonna watch the teen wolf movie but what i have gathered is this:

jeff davis created another stiles in the character of eli, derek's son, as like, some sort of jab at the sterek fandom and instead of being offended, sterek fandom collectively took that as evidence that 1. mpreg is canon and 2. stiles gave birth to derek's kid

astounding writing as always, jd, absolutely wonderful self burn