@caleb-pilot Is It Me Or Does It Feel Like Hes Cheating??

@caleb-pilot is it me or does it feel like he’s cheating??

@zayne-snowman meet me at the pool hall. Saturday night, loser pays the tab-

Guys, anyone has those sylus leaks?? I’m really desperate at this point 😭😭

Edit: I got a few but you can still send them on my pw

Zayne, love…

A new patient saw me and then turned to her friend and said "I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it". Does anyone know what that means?

*Sighs and whispers the meaning into his ear*

A new patient saw me and then turned to her friend and said "I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it". Does anyone know what that means?

Hun, the last time you were humble about anything to anyone was when dinosaurs were alive. And Y’know what? You’re right, my bad, I should’ve considered that it’s not easy to fit something as basic as humility in your schedule of being an insufferable and arrogant asshole :)

Is there anyone, you haven’t given a death glare to or looked at them in a way like they were the scum beneath your feet? Or is it just you being a fucking bitch? :)

(I don’t why, but I wanted to start beef with CS Zayne so bad)

Were you talking to me or yourself? You're clearly not mentally sound enough, I wouldn't put it past you to be randomly speaking out loud to yourself.

To-do List with Sylus

□ put him in the panda onesie

□ feel him up

□ decorate his desk

□ play kitty cards and collect badges

□ listen to him grunt and pant as he works out

□ go on claw machine dates and collect plushies

□ slap his ass to encourage him

□ take cutesy photos and apply embarrassing stickers

□ stare at him on work dates (while he wears the onesie)

□ slap his ass

□ bitch to him about my day

□ fight wanderers or something ig idk

□ slap his ass