Hun, The Last Time You Were Humble About Anything To Anyone Was When Dinosaurs Were Alive. And Yknow

Hun, the last time you were humble about anything to anyone was when dinosaurs were alive. And Y’know what? You’re right, my bad, I should’ve considered that it’s not easy to fit something as basic as humility in your schedule of being an insufferable and arrogant asshole :)

Is there anyone, you haven’t given a death glare to or looked at them in a way like they were the scum beneath your feet? Or is it just you being a fucking bitch? :)

(I don’t why, but I wanted to start beef with CS Zayne so bad)

Were you talking to me or yourself? You're clearly not mentally sound enough, I wouldn't put it past you to be randomly speaking out loud to yourself.

Hun, it means to fuck someone

A new patient saw me and then turned to her friend and said "I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it". Does anyone know what that means?

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Me & Myself

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Age: 24 (I am an adult and I am not uncomfortable with smut but I don’t write good smut)

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR Obey Me and Love and Deepspace right now

(Platonic relationships for the minor characters)

ASK STATUS: OPEN!!!

Alright, I have to know, because I've seen so many people talking about this that it CANNOT be a me thing.

I genuinely want this to reach as many people currently active in the fandom as possible, so:

Please reblog after voting!

@zayne-snowman he’s stealing your girl I tell you ✋

Of course, of course dr. Carter

She falters for a second as he kisses the back of my hand, but regain composure just as quick with a confident smile

I hear that you’re the best at your job :)

And your research about protocores is really fascinating, is it true people can have a longer life expectancy due to it?

My my, that is realising amazing

She seemed genuinely amazed and keen to his line of work

-🎀

he smirks, slim eyes filling with mischief—

me the best? ah no no, that goes to your night time friend over there, this is merely child’s play in comparison.

—he has a hand to his chest, fake curtsey and all as he listens to her compliments regarding his endeavors, now at full height before her

of course its true. it’d be counterproductive of me to dedicate my time to failures now wouldn’t it?