Reblog To Kill It Faster

Reblog to kill it faster

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

it's the holidays, you know what that means

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually