Mike And Max Butt Heads, But Theyll Also Die For Each Other And Thats Because They Have Cat Personalities.

mike and max butt heads, but they’ll also die for each other and that’s because they have cat personalities. mike is in a way like “this was my territory first” and max in a “was once feral and is still adjusting to living in a house” kind of way so there’s a lot of stepping on each other’s toes. but they they both know that the other has been through shit and sense that they’re both the kind to keep things bottled up so others don’t have to deal with their problems and they bond over that by going to each other.

so when one of them is having a bad day they are incredibly defensive of each other and glare at anyone who so much as looks at the other funny. if it’s a really bad day they’ll spend the day with each other at the wheeler’s house and do not leave each other’s side. they cling to each other so much and can not be separated.  

will and lucas will come back to them cuddling under a massive comforter, gripping each other with white knuckles and heads buried into the side of each other’s necks. they’re still not used to seeing this part of the relationship between the two and just kinda look back and forth between each other like “uh…what are we supposed to do about this? it’s been 14 hours” they try to pull them apart only to get growled at, like actually growled at. will and lucas jump back and look at each other like “did they just growl at us?” so instead of pissing off their boyfriend/girlfriend they go get some snacks and drinks and leave them on a side table and turn the light off as they walk out of the room to leave them be until one of them (max/mike) is sure the other feels better and  is okay again

listen to me y'all. the dsmp storyline ended at the disc finale. agreed? agreed.

"canon ending is the disc finale to me" is great if we're only talking about clingyduo and discduo ending because the crimeboys finale? amazing. purpled in las nevadas arc? yeah im not gonna pretend THAT didn't happen. plus everything else going on with the characters who aren't tommyinnit and friends? foolish lore? egg finale? i think they deserve to still be canon

c!clingyduo happy ending

listen. don’t cry. the dream smp has been dead for over 14 months. ok? it passed slowly into death when no one was looking. everything that’s happened since has been deathbed hallucination, ghosts of things that might have happened in a different way. this finale was a dream of a possibility. don’t take it too seriously.