Incorrect X Reader Haikyuu Quotes

Incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes

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I’m doing here a shitpost of a few I find on the internet. I don’t own any of these and if you do find the owners please tell me and ill add the credit. ( also inspired by @exhausted-smiles )

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(Y/N) : The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Kuroo : You’re too hot and I still want to eat you (Y/N) : What - Kenma: Lunch. One peaceful lunch, just one.

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Kuroo: How’d the date go?

Kenma : I wanted to compliment them. Tell them they had a wonderful smile and all that. Kuroo: What happened? Kenma: They smiled at me and I said ’You had eyes’

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(Aged so its not underage)

Nishinoya : How drunk was I last night? (Y/N) : You called milk cereal water.

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Kageyma, opening a milk carton : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.

Tanaka: What happened

Nishinoya: (Y/N)-san was busy.

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(Y/N): You’re smiling, did something good happen today?

Tsukkishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today,

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(Y/N): I can’t believe were stuck in this room together

Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Tsukki: The glass is half empty.

(Y/N): I think the glass is half full.

Tsukki: I think you’re full of shit.

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Kenma: Can you do the thing?

(Y/N): Hm? What thing?

Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy

(Y/N): Oh.

(Y/N): *smiles*

Kenma: Thank you.

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Lev: It’s really muggy out today.

(Y/N): If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Lev: * sips coffee from a bowl *

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(Y/N): If you work on farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Ushijima, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:

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(Y/N): Today, I lost my boyfriend, and your captain, Daichi.

Daichi, from the other room: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

(Y/N): Sometimes, I can still hear his voice

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( aged again ) (Y/N), drunk at 2am: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.

Kuroo, equally drunk: Nao from Nohebi has two dicks

Kuroo: One is in his pants, and one is his personality

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(Y/N): *putting on chapstick*

Kageyama: What flavor is that?

(Y/N): Cherry

Kageyama: Can I try some

(Y/N): Yeah *hands over the chapstick*

Kageyama: *kisses (Y/N)* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry

*(Y/N).exe has stopped functioning*

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Incorrect x reader Haikyuu quotes !! Part 2, Nekoma edition! ( bonus Akaashi and Bokuto (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ ) ─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Here’s more

on a prayer

[k. bakugo x reader] [s. todoroki x reader]

you wanted bakugo to be the one. bakugo wanted to let you go. todoroki wanted to stop feeling alone.

the soulmate system ruined three lives simultaneously.

Keep reading

Face time he’s with kirishima dabi and sho pls 🥺

funny how I wrote this on ft .. this bitch really sleep 😔 anyways hope you enjoy :)) oh and I added katsuki 🤷🏽‍♀️

Kirishima:

• Yall ft all the time

• And on calls with him you’ll never run outta shit to talk about

• Even if you got nothing to talk about he’ll find a funny story to tell

• Deadass y’all be on the phone for hours

• The longest you’ve been on the phone together is 16 hours

• His goal is 24 hours

• takes hella photos of you

• His home screen is a photo of you sleeping on ft

• Yes , you guys fall asleep on the phone together

• Smh simp shit 🤦🏽‍♀️😔

Todoroki:

• he likes FaceTiming you but he mainly just shows his ceiling Or has his face supppper close to the phone

• Y’all just talk about random shit till 3am

• He really likes when you get ready while on the phone with him

• Your hair / makeup routine is just interesting to him

• He’ll do outfit hauls like he a YouTuber and you better return the energy

• sometimes y’all just stay quiet whole time but he like it like that

• he calls you off his phone and does tic toks on his iPad

• when todo falls asleep if his brother will walks in he’ll hang up the phone bc he’s a ass :)

• yep He’s another one who falls asleep on the phone but unlike kiri y’all do it every night

• 😔😔 look at all these chickens simps

Bakugou :

• He doesn’t really FaceTime you he likes regular call better

• everytime y’all are on ft it seems like his mom knows

• she walks in the room and steals his phone to talk to you

• It starts a argument between them it’s ok tho

• Also every time he ends up cooking with you and y’all try and see who can cook what the best

• He wins

• And y’all do homework on the phone aka him yelling at you on the phone

• My mans is not a simps so if you fall asleep he’s hanging up

• Not before he take a screenshot first

Dabi:

• first of all the iPhone he’s calling you off is stolen 💀💀 

• And he only really got it to ft you anyways

• My softy 🥺🥺

• He doesn’t go on mute when he pisses

• .. he says it a sign of love , hate it here😔

• He has you on pause for a lot of the time but he still talks tho

• When I say talk I mean bitch about everything

• When it hits 12 am

• The weirdest / deepest / softest shit comes outta him

• He goes from talking about how he thinks birds are spy’s for aliens

• To how he ran away from enji

• yes he is a todoroki idc idc

• To how to wants to marry you and have little babies 🥺🥺

• And once he starts talking about the future he doesn’t stop

• He promises to one day stop with the villain shit and start a family with you

• But don’t bring it up in the morning he’ll denies it

• Ahh I love himmm 🥺

• Smh im a simp 😔🖐🏽

- if you didn’t peep my lil vine reference I’m disappointed 😭

Hey! can you write about katsuki and shoto liking the same person :) ty xx

(BNHA Character Headcanons)

Cursing⚠️

Both Todoroki and Bakugou have a crush on you

❄Todoroki🔥

&

💥Bakugou💥

You're a friend of Tokoyami's, that baby birb needs some love so I'm adding him in here😤 you saw how he went crazy over Mina

Speaking of Mina, you're her friend as well, she's just a likeable person in my opinion

I honestly believe Bakugou started bullying talking to you first

He made it seem like he always wanted to fight and spar with you and that was only to try and make himself look good and also get the opportunity to touch you

Todoroki on the other hand would either stare at you from afar or ask you really random questions, he doesn't know how to fill the awkwardness

As for you and Todoroki sparring, he would never use his left side on you, he wants to show you he's strong, not scare you away :(

At least he thinks it'll scare you away, but if you like him using his left side, he'll use it, but not to the best of it's abilities, just enough to give minor burns

When you and Todoroki spar, Bakugou always scowls at him and always tries to make it seem like Bakugou could crush him easily

Bakugou is the type if person to yell and argue just to get your attention, when he's yelling, he always glances your way to see if you're looking

Bakugou just doesn't know what to do

Todoroki on the other hand would just simply want to talk, he'd invite over to the Dekusquad table and talk to you about hero things and what not

He just likes conversation and loves hearing your voice

When Bakugou saw you sitting at that table, talking to that Icyhot bastard, his face went from 😒 to 🤬

He definitely was glaring glancing at you guys every chance he could while trying not to get caught tho

Mina caught on to it, you can't sneak it past her

So after school, she talks to Bakugou about it and he finally admitted to her while whisper-yelling

So the next day, Mina got you to sit with the Bakusquad

And boy was Bakugou lowkey geeking on the inside

You know the types of people that always divert the conversation back to you in some way? Yeah that's Bakugou

Gets mad when Kaminari wont stop flirting with you and tells him to shut up

You look over at Todoroki's table and see a little bit of his left side activate, he didn't look angry, he looked hurt

So when time came to spar, you chose to spar with Mina

Bakugou thought trying to fight with Todoroki was a good way to finally get your attention

So he marched over to Todoroki and demanded that they go at it

So you know how Bakugou is, they end up taking it to far and Aizawa had to stop the match

Aizawa told them to report to recovery girl because they both did some damage to each other

They turned it into a race 🙄

When they were done and were heading back to class, Bakugou made sure to clear the air

"(Y/N) is gonna be mine"

Que an eyeroll from Todoroki

"We'll see about that"

They definitely had to make another trip back to recovery girl because they got into it again

You now have 2 hot ass guys on your ass, choose wisely or choose them both💅🏼

THH Survivors find an ouija board

Makoto: I don’t know what they’re trying to say…It’s all muddled…

Toko: I-It m-must be broken o-or something..

Byakuya: Or we’ve just wasted our time. Did you plebians really expect this to work?

The rest of the dead cast:

Celeste: Taka said it’s my turn to control the planchette.

Leon: HEY! I haven’t been yet either!

Sayaka: I DIED FIRST, FUCK OFF.

“CAN I WEAR YOUR CLOTHES?”

✧･ﾟ  diluc , venti , kaeya , albedo , zhongli , childe , xiao , aether  * -✧

a/n: i feel like i could have done a bit better with this one but oh well