Animal-shaped Bells By Fatimahandicraft

animal-shaped bells by Fatimahandicraft

What if Sasha James became the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London?

Sasha the Archivist Season 2 Rewritten is finished! All chapters out on Ao3 (sophscribbles)

Sasha The Archivist (s1&s2)

"I'm gods strongest soldier" babygirl no you aren't

You are gods favorite chew toy and he is currently beating the everliving shit out of you and running around with you in its mouth

Don't forget that Mr Blobby is also a landlord for Noel Edmonds and is also a government hitman

Again thinking about how unhinged The Magnus Protocol must sound to someone who hasn’t watched it.

We have people turning into trees, Mr Blobby assassinating multiple guys in a strip club, someone making a ‘better’ version of themself using a piece of coral, a man’s older counterpart that came from dirt dragging him into said dirt, a tape recorder with teeth biting a magical tattoo artist, Isaac newton breakup letter followed by his lab being set on fire, a man covered in needles that’s weirdly sensitive about being covered in needles, the rich people going uno reverse and eating you, a violin that craves blood, gay people in the computers that are begging for help but don’t worry about that, and a cast of characters who work in civil service and probably didn’t sign up for this bullshit (presumably hunted by a humanoid with too many eyes the tape recorder with teeth as its pet). Also if you’re an influencer or a blogger you’re automatically screwed.

And so much more!

Context for this is Ben Meredith reading fan stuff at Rusty Quill's Gaming and Giving

One of the stuff he was given to read was Elias being extremely horny for Jon starting the apocalypse. Not for Jon mind you. Purely for the apocalypse to start

[nsfw-y again]

hey its me again the "confession in a forgive me father for i have sinned" anon. its gotten worse. i found the "oh yes start the apocalypse" clip.

auauaauaaaaaauuuuuuugghhhhhhh.

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Arsonist's Lullaby