1. Trump Threatened His High School So His SAT Scores Wouldnt Be Released.

The 19 Wildest Things We Learned About President Trump From Michael Cohen’s Testimony

1. Trump threatened his high school so his SAT scores wouldn’t be released.

“When I say ‘con man,’ I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores.”

“The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades…”

3. Apparently Trump didn’t think he’d win the primary *or* the presidential election.

“He never expected to win the primary. He never expected to win the general election. The campaign—for him—was always a marketing opportunity.”

4. He ran to build his brand, not to run the country.

“Donald Trump is a man who ran for office to make his brand great, not to make our country great. He had no desire or intention to lead this nation—only to market himself and to build his wealth and power. Mr. Trump would often say this campaign was going to be the ‘greatest infomercial in political history…’”

14. Trump pressured Cohen into lying to Congress about ongoing business negotiations in Russia during the presidential campaign, and Trump lied to the American people about it.

“Mr. Trump did not directly tell me to lie to Congress. That’s not how he operates. In conversations we had during the campaign, at the same time I was actively negotiating in Russia for him, he would look me in the eye and tell me there’s no business in Russia and then go out and lie to the American people by saying the same thing. In his way, he was telling me to lie.”

15. Trump was actively involved in the Trump Tower Moscow negotiations.

“To be clear: Mr. Trump knew of and directed the Trump Moscow negotiations throughout the campaign and lied about it. He lied about it because he never expected to win the election. He also lied about it because he stood to make hundreds of millions of dollars on the Moscow real estate project.”

16. Trump used a fake bidder during a charity auction so he could obtain a portrait of himself and use it for financial gain.

“Mr. Trump directed me to find a straw bidder to purchase a portrait of him that was being auctioned at an Art Hamptons Event. The objective was to ensure that his portrait, which was going to be auctioned last, would go for the highest price of any portrait that afternoon. The portrait was purchased by the fake bidder for $60,000. Mr. Trump directed the Trump Foundation, which is supposed to be a charitable organization, to repay the fake bidder, despite keeping the art for himself.”

Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.

Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.

Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.

Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

Lorde, “Hard Feelings” // Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters // Jenny Holzer, It is in your self-interest to find a way to be very tender from the “Survival” series // Alejandra Pizarnik, Extracting the Stone of Madness // Theodor W. Adorno, Minima Moralia: Reflections on a Damaged Life // Éphraïm Mikhaël, The Priest