AHHHHH! THANK YOU SO HECKING MUCH!

AHHHHH! THANK YOU SO HECKING MUCH!

I AM SORRY! This may be my last one I am going to ask of you. Steamy Mirage and Bloodhound. If you haven't done it already.

Never apologize! I’m always happy to oblige!

Bloodhound/Mirage Playlist

BLOODHOUND:

FKA Twigs - Ache

Kerli - Savages

The Neighbourhood - The Beach

MILCK - Take Me to Church

MIRAGE: 

SYML - Break Free

Kids of 88 - My House

Royal Blood - Little Monster

Nothing But Thieves - Honey Whiskey

***Send me your Apex Legends ships and I’ll make a playlist for them!***

***Archive of Character Playlists I’ve already done***

Feels bad when you gotta drop your arc stars and thermites to pick up heals and shields ‘cause you are such a bot at the game sometimes.

More Crypto headcanons ‘cause I do what I want (a bit of Cryptage too)

So, no one asked for these. I just...Kinda made ‘em up. Let us think back to the bit of lore we were given with our bean Crypto. He had glasses before the Apex Games. I would like to say that it is canon that the bean wears contacts. Don’t quote me on that. Here be some headcanons with this.

The hacker places his contacts where they are supposed to go after the day is done.

- Sometimes before bed, he reads or attempts to find new hacker tricks and stuff. So, he puts on his glasses.

-Mirage sees Crypto with his glasses on and thinks it is so cute.

-Crypto will wake up the next morning and search frantically for his contacts.

-Turns out the trickster was behind the disappearance of the hacker’s contacts.

-Crypto resorts to using his glasses. He doesn’t like to use them during matches because they often get in the way of things. Ya know? The glasses may end up needing to be cleaned or they need to be constantly pushed up.

-During this match, he was teamed up with Mirage and Octane. All Mirage would do was gush about how cute Crypto looks with his glasses.

-Octane kinda rolls his eyes then shouts to Crypto, “HEY! MIRAGE THINKS YOU CUTE AS HELL IN THOSE GLASSES!”

-The hacker looks at the other two men. He is taken aback and he blushes hard, pushing up his glasses.

-Mirage is a bit embarrassed himself and punches the adrenaline junkie in the arm.

-Octane smiles under his mask, “Oh, you’ll thank me later, amigo.”

-After the match, Mirage is chilling in his area with the contacts safely tucked away in his pocket.

-Crypto approaches the trickster, with his hands in his own pockets. “I believe you have something of mine...”

-Mirage smirks and stands up, “Bold of you to think I have those contacts of yours.”

-The surveillance expert glared at the younger man. Mirage chuckled and pulled the contacts out of his pocket.

-“Oh, but what will you give me for them?” The trickster spoke with a sly tone, inching his face a bit closer to the older Legend.

-Crypto sighed and filled in the gap between their faces with his lips on Mirage’s.

-The trickster smiled a little and slipped the contacts back into the hacker’s pocket.

-“Thank you for the kiss. Hope we can do that again sometime.” Mirage said with a goofy grin.

-Crypto smiled slightly, “Perhaps. Just don’t take my contacts next time.” He then saunters back to his little area.

Ajay...I can’t...Her freckles are so hecking cute! They add about two years to my life.

Okay, this isn’t headcanons or anything important really

I was thinking about drawing the Legends in legendary Vines. I am having some issues and would like some assistance. I would like to hear from y’all which Legends should go in these Vines. Also, if you have any other Vines you would like me to draw, let me know and tell me which Legends you want in there! If someone has given me a good idea of the Vines that I need help with, they will get crossed off.

The Vines that I have left and need help some help with:

Fuck ya chicken strips

He need some milk

Run in here and get y’all juice

Zack stop

Road work ahead

Kevin! Don’t break the light.

FRE SHA VOCA DO

Here is the list of Vines that I have situated:

Adrian Michael! I’m gonna beat your ass! (Lifeline and Octane)

Barbecue sauce on my tiddies. (Mirage and Wraith)

Chris! Is that a weed?! (Gibby and Octane)

Daddy? DO I LOOK-- (Wattson and Caustic)

ESCALERA OOOH! (Octane and Mirage)

Hey, I’m lesbian. I thought you were American? (Mirage and Bangalore)

Imma rip your face off BITCH! (Crypto and Mirage)

STOP! I coulda dropped my croissant! (Wattson and Wraith)

What the fuck Richard?! (Bloodhound, Octane, and Mirage. Octane is in here ‘cause Bloodhound will “accidentally” throw their knife at the speedy boi)

YEET! (Octane)

It’s frickin’ bats...I love Halloween. (Wattson in Halloween skin)

Everyday life of a gamer

So, my economics teacher today told the class to think like an Icelandic person while we watched a video. I just leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Allfather, give me sight.”