I Have Just Ascended Enough To Kiss Heavens Gates Before Falling Back To Earth With Angel Wings To Be

I have just ascended enough to kiss heavens gates before falling back to earth with angel wings to be the bearer of gracious news like those when Jesus Christ was born. And yet when I am asked how was my meal I am left speechless, for no mortal words can describe this feeling of content of fullness that I am encased in like a butterfly about to emerge from its cocoon.

Silly work story from my generic fast food job

So this regular came in, total druggy vibes, and he's complaining to the girl on counter about our hours and how the manager is never in and he can never talk to her about the open to close hours. He ends up leaving in a huff and I whisper over headset, "He looked like Wally from the Papa's burgeria games"

Literally looked just like this but with a bright yellow jacket

Entering my pumpkin spice era 💅

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

Yall, going from fast food to a semi-professional kitchen is giving me such whiplash.

Like what do you mean you follow the state health code? What do you mean everyone washes their hands, not just people handling raw meat?What do you mean everyone gets along?

It’s wild and I love it. And the extra bonus is I don’t want to kill myself as often anymore 🎉