If I Was A Woman, Id Want To Look Like Jodie Whittaker

If I was a woman, I’d want to look like Jodie Whittaker

But I’m a man. So I want to look like David Tennant

Thank you for coming to my super secret TedTalk

Yall, going from fast food to a semi-professional kitchen is giving me such whiplash.

Like what do you mean you follow the state health code? What do you mean everyone washes their hands, not just people handling raw meat?What do you mean everyone gets along?

It’s wild and I love it. And the extra bonus is I don’t want to kill myself as often anymore 🎉

I need to redraw some old art work now. I’ve gnawed through my enclosure, thank you Mr.@mrghostrat

ARFID CROWLEY AND FOODIE AZIRAPHALE!??!? THAT IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED SO BADLY

(@styxtheladd59 )

MEN* OF CULTURE I SEE 🤌🤌🤌

lol forgot to post anything for art fight

This is my first one so uhhhhh, let’s do this 👍👍

I have just ascended enough to kiss heavens gates before falling back to earth with angel wings to be the bearer of gracious news like those when Jesus Christ was born. And yet when I am asked how was my meal I am left speechless, for no mortal words can describe this feeling of content of fullness that I am encased in like a butterfly about to emerge from its cocoon.

Entering my pumpkin spice era 💅