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Drawn by @velidewrites | Consider tipping the artist HERE

Today's coloring page follows the theme Alternate Universe! How do you like the Star Wars theme?

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Elucien Week Begins Tomorrow!!!!! 🌸🦊

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

Elucien week has me so feral. Like, y’all are gonna need to chain me to tree like a damn werewolf. Everyone is so talented.

The idea for a Ted Lasso / The Bear crossover that was passed down to me through someone else was “I need [that Roy guy from Ted Lasso] and Richie in the same room together because I think it would be extremely funny” and here me out-

Roy just wants a beef sandwich

But he goes to order and Richie hits him, “Woah, what’s that accent? Is that French?”

“French?”

“You from Quebec?”

“I’m from bloody England.”

“Well excuse me, pal, but you don’t exactly sound like the Queen.”

Roy, gritting his teeth so hard together he could crack glass. “Sandwich. Beef. Fixings.”

“Fire one beef, drag it through the garden! Here you go, man. Need your signature. And would like a copy of your receipt for when you go back through ustoms?”

Roy storms off with a growl that could star in the movie Twister.

Seconds later, Carmy appears at Richie’s shoulder. “What the fuck, man? We just being assholes to random customers now? Do you know who that is?”

“Yeah. It’s that soccer guy that was on ESPN for the thing. I got his autograph for the wall. And I wasn’t being an asshole, okay? Guys like that, they just need a little enrichment. Watch, I bet he comes back every day now for the same sandwich. Probably the best he ever had.”

Roy does come back the next day for the same sandwich.

It is the best he’s ever had.