He Thinks He's Gonna Eat Him

he thinks he's gonna eat him

Last week an older lady at work coughed like a toddler right in front of my face. Like, I’m short, 5 ft short, okay. I had to ask to leave to the ladies restroom (I work for self check out) and washed my face.

I have a fever. 👽👽

Shay, a child sneezed on me and now Im fighting for my life. I have not been this sick in a long time. It’s not even covid, it’s some strange mutated 4 year old germs. To make it worse, it was my favorite child.

That’s a mess 😭there’s been some weird flu thing going around and it’s terrible 🤦🏽‍♀️

Oh, I had a day off on Monday so when I went In Tuesday, all my kids ran to me for hugs and my coteacher told me that one of them hadn’t been there Monday because she had a fever 😭this is also my kid that licks everything in sight so I wasn’t surprised and I’m just awaiting my fate 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

Titties

Я молюсь на эти дойки 🙏

I am you

It’s been years since I’ve logged in but I’m waiting for yoongis return

Don’t read before you go to sleep. You won’t remember anything you’ve read.