"They Called Me A 'work Horse'"

"They called me a 'work horse'"

(Just a little angst idea I might turn into something later)

Maybe this is 3:30 AM brain, but nobody ever talks about how Mace from LOA pulls some of the biggest power moves (whether that be accidental or intentional)(spoilers for Icebound and Once Upon a Witchlight):

Gideon's entire character backstory is one power move, because yeah trauma that occasionally gets mentioned and affects his motives, but he literally took the chains that imprisoned him, upgraded them, and then slaughtered his captors with them. And he still wears them to this day and uses them to kill and control people!

Also his entire interaction Lorna and pulling the move with her tea kettle, right in front of her, while his husband tries to charisma check his way out of the situation, dude. (Kept vague on purpose, but if you know you know)

Also Taishen, he baby, but he also looked at an eldritch being that is far older and far more powerful than him and any of his friends, that has done absolute unspeakable things, with most of his friends on the verge of death, and tried to defeat it with a 4th level spell he had never used before and w o n.

Dudes, this man rolls absolutely terribly, and still manages to pull of these power moves and I love him for it.

3 AM ramblings, explaining all the LOA Icebound characters vibes using my tired ADHD brain:

🐝Queenie🐝 - Queenie is the embodiment of friend or foe but she takes it to one step further of you will be my friend or you will perish. I would rather be on the friend side because she would never let me feel bad about myself, makes a mean carrot cake, and is probably the best snuggler on the team. Queenie is also seemingly unaffected by hangovers, she's just like that all the time and it is great.

🦈Barnabos🦈 - Barnabos is that one really weird but really cool uncle that is ungodly amounts of rich for no reason. He lets you get away with all the shit your parents would disapprove of and then yells at your parents when they yell at you. He teaches you how to do shots, teaches you how to cook, takes you to get your first tattoo, and is the only relative to give you a Christmas gift that is something you actually want. He is also the person you take with you to pride parades and knows way too much about the queer community for you to not raise an eyebrow.

🥃Skrimm🥃 - He's pathetic and I love him. I want to ring him out like a wet dish towel then slap him against the edge of my sink, and only ever use him out of all my dish towels cause he's the favorite. His dog is nightmare baby, and he fights with Barnabos like an old lady fights with her husband, he truly is an overly ripe fruit.

🌸Taishen🌸 - He's a baby. I don't care about how old he is, he is a baby. He does not know much and that is alright, because me too buddy.

❄Jornir❄ - father. As in this man is a single father to 5 kids, goes to church on Sundays, and makes you soup when you're sick. He's not the best but he's trying his best and that's damn good enough. He also gives the best dad bear hugs, Queenie you hug for fun, Jornir you hug when you're sad. It's the type of hug that squeezes all the sadness out of you along with all the oxygen. Rhe test results are in, Jornir is the father.

(I put these last two at the end to avoid spoilers)

🌼Daisy🌼 - Daisy is the best friend not everyone deserves, but everyone needs. She knows all the hottest gossip, and will tell you all of it. I want to have a sleepover with her so badly because it would be the best shit talking session of my life. She would also drag you to McDonald's at 2 AM if you said one remotely bad thing about yourself and you would come back with a new tattoo, a mystery bruise, and 3 new numbers in your phone. We all need a friend like Daisy.

🧪Ket🧪 - This man has handcuffed himself to the group and swallowed the key. Nobody really wants him there but he's kinda insisting on going with the group and it is making everyone uncomfortable. He did alright in the play, his backstory is very tragic, I like his accent, and I'm sure he'll grow on everyone, but right now the vibes are off. He has a pretty cool sword though so he may stay.

You can't tell me that Gideon Coal, Gideon Coal, does not have single, piercing, tattoo, and/or some type of scar somewhere on him. Maybe this is just my personal headcanon of him having a branding scar talking, but that man could not have come from that train completely unscathed, I don't care how strong he is.

Also you can't tell me that he did not at least pierce his own ears and makes his own earings out of scrap metal he's found (and possibly makes Kremy a ring or two from time to time, but that's neither here nor there). Tattoos, I think he would get them, but I also think he has accidentally burned away a majority if not all of them because he got angry, his skin hot too hot, and the ink burned/boiled away. So that one I will accept not being there more easily. But that man has to have something, and I won't be convinced otherwise

Hear me out, hear me out, Jornir has gotten at least one small tattoo from every single tribe/village he has visited and helped out, and at this point his entire left shoulder, bicep, and pec is covered in small tattoos he has collected over the years

Thinking about a couple of custom dnd spells, might throw some out there occasionally and see if I can reel back in any feedback

My first one to test the waters: Willow wisps' secrets

The dead are never truly gone, we are just unable to hear them. Once a day you can cast this spell and be able to hear the whispers of undead invisible spirits. If a spirit is visible to you BUT speaks a different language then you can cast this spell and be able to understand them no matter the language. However you will not be able to understand unknown languages of spirits that are not visible to you