Wisdom If Ive Ever Seen It

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

I want to give special thanks to all the writers that feed me delicious yoongi and namjoon smut. Blessings on your bloodline, now and forever

I haven’t felt inspired to write in a long time but now…holy hell lemme pull out the lenovo rq

just a neighbor | knj

↠ a one-shot in which you get some help from your generous neighbor. ↞

◦ pairing : kim namjoon x female!reader

◦ rating : 18+

◦ genre : smut, all porn some plot

◦ word count : 4.4k

◦ warnings : dom!namjoon, big dick!namjoon, cheating!reader, marking, breeding kink, dirty talk, unprotected sex ( wrap it up peoples ), creampie

↠ notes // this is the first one-shot / short story i’m posting to tumblr. also the first one-shot i’ve written for the boys so far. hopefully, i’ll start posting to here more often!! also, the plot was heavily based off of neighbor by travis garland.

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That Mouth and This Ass

Hey Loves! I’m back with another one. I hope you enjoy this because I’m hoping to do a mini series about times Sukuna pops up and says something reckless. Again, please enjoy!

Sukuna.

A special grade curse known as the King of Curses.

The King of Curses who just so happened to be reincarnated in a damn teenager.

Hilarious.

On the bright side, the person he was reincarnated in was very sweet, compassionate, and selfless. Unfortunately, the one thing that  got Itadori in trouble was that mouth.

Not his mouth. Oh no.

Sukuna’s mouth.

It doesn’t happen to often, but when it does, Sukuna has nothing good, funny, or productive to say which is expected.

And itadori, is left to reap the consequences. The poor guy.

For example:

Training with the second years:

“Maki, I can’t do this anymore! My arm hurts,” Nobara complained tiredly while laying sprawled out in the grass.

“How can a girl, who fights with a hammer, arm be tired,” The second year questioned, looking over the frame of her glasses at Kugisaki.

“This ain’t my good arm. Don’t do me.”

“Technically you did yourself,” Fushiguro added with a small smirk. 

 You smile and respond in agreeance, “You sure did.”

“Salmon.”

Damn not Inumaki too. You laugh even harder now. 

Annoyed, Kugisaki throws her practice battle staff at Maki, stands and crosses her arms over her chest. “Enough already!  I’m tired. Let someone else get there ass handed to them. It’s your turn Fushiguro.”

“Negative.”

“Panda?” Kugisaki questioned hoping the bear would bite. 

“I already went.”

Kugisaki turns and looks at you in desperation, “Y/n?”

“No thanks. My ass is just fine over here.”

“It sure is,” A new voice stated. 

A pregnant pause fills the air as every one turns their heads to look at Itadori.

“Itadori. Did you say something just now,” you asked asked knowing the voice couldn’t have come from anyone else. 

Itadori looked embarrassed and sputtered out his response that he didn’t say anything.

Now you know one thing and two things for certain: 

1). Kugisaki Nobara has no chill. 

2). Kugisaki Nobara ain’t gonna let anything Itadori do slide.

Que fact number 2

At this Kugisaki walks until she is standing over Itadori. She hovers over his face with a smug look painted across her own,”Yuuji what? We all heard it! You said y/n has a nice ass.”

“No I didn’t! It was Sukuna. I promise, I wouldn’t just say something like that out loud!”

“So you do think she has a nice ass?” Maki asks accusingly while pulling Kugisaki from in front of Itadori so we all could see him. 

“No!” Itadori said while shaking his hands wildly in front of his face.

The poor guy. You figured you should join in on the fun too since it was your ass they were talking about. 

“So you don’t think I have a nice ass?” you asked with feigned offense.

“No I do! I do!” He scratched at the back of his neck as his eyes move toward the area in question. Even though you were sitting on the grass across from him and right by Fushiguro, he could still see what your mama gave you. Your name isn’t Doja Cat but if you could see it from the front, you could definitely see it from the back.

Itadori continues,” I really do. I just wouldn’t have said it loud is all. Sukuna said it. I was just trying to tell you all that this entire time.”

Not able to contain your laughter any longer, your face lights up with a smile and you reassure Yuji. “It’s okay Itadori. I’m not mad, just embarrassed that’s all. Just try to make sure it doesn’t happen again.” Your expression and stance both change to match that of Kugisaki’s from earlier, “ And Sukuna you can keep your opinions to yourself.”

“I won’t.”

Itadori slaps his check in an attempt to keep the Cursed Spirit in check. 

He smiles bashfully at you, “I’ll do my best.”

Dusting off any grass that could possibly be on the back of your pants, you face the rest of the group. You begin to say your goodbyes. “Well, that’s enough excitement for me for today. I’m going to head back to my room before we start talking about anything else like Megumi’s hands or Panda’s ears.”  

After gathering your things, you walk away but can faintly hear the rest of them say:

“It is a nice ass,” Maki stated.

“Sure is,” agreed Nobara.

“Tuna”

“Yep.”