Okay Unrelated But What Was The Funniest Red Flag In Ur Worst Relationship

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

Hypothetically if i wrote a fic about sukuna being on a bowling team, who would his teammates be?

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

thinking about aizawa meeting up with his high school sweetheart from ua. the foreigner with weather manipulation powers. the one whose younger siblings are in his class. the one who he let get away when she was pushed into the spotlight being a pro. thinking about aizawa staring at the beautiful brown woman across the table as she placed a box in front of him. aizawa stared at the box that was placed on the table in front of him. his gloomy tired eyes stared at the familiar box and his eyes went back to stare at [y/n] in her face. "i can't believe you remember where we buried that silly box on campus." he uttered as his hands went through the box. it had things like some headphones hizashi put in there and other things.

"of course, remember this?" [y/n] questioned holding up the note that had a heart on it that she wrote when they were teenagers. it was some silly rules they came up with when they were young. "rule #1, i [y/n] [l/n] would never make fun of aizawa's pro hero name."

"you broke that rule as soon as we graduated." aizawa cut her off as he looked at her.

"can i finish reading the pact?" she questioned looking at him and he motioned for her to continue. "rule number...i don't know, we promise that if we're not married by the time we're in our late twenties, we'll marry each other."

aizawa's eyebrows raised in confusion. he may not remember all the rules from that note. but he does recall that being the last one on the list. the woman skipped about nine of the things she wrote on the paper.

"[y/n], what do you have up your sleeve?"

"aizawa, will you be my fake fiance until my mother leaves me the hell alone?"

"no."

"but it says in this pact...rule #10!" she showed him the paper, her fingers pointing at the tenth bullet point.

"it says nothing about pretending."

"okay and? please aizawa. don't let me pout, i know that had a hold on you when we were younger."

"please don't," aizawa said, his face blank of any expressions as he stared at the brown-skinned woman across from him.

"too late." the woman says as her lips began to form an innocent-looking pout. aizawa let out an exhausted sigh.

"fine. i'll pretend to be your stupid fiance."