Friendly Reminder That Fat Therians Are Literally So Cool And Awesome And Valid, And Being Fat Doesn't

Friendly reminder that fat therians are literally so cool and awesome and valid, and being fat doesn't make you less wild, less free, less animal, etc.!

This goes triply so for fat therians who can't do stuff that's "expected" of therians these days, like quadrobics.

Look, I spent most of my teen years feeling like my body size invalidated my nonhuman identity, and it both sucks and is NOT TRUE AT ALL. I know it's hard when human society pushes fatphobia so much, but try to see past that if you can. Healing starts with recognising that society is wrong and that fatness is natural and beautiful. <3

And for non-fat therians: remember to try and be welcoming and considerate to therians of all body sizes! c:

people bark at me at school and act all shocked and scared when i barked back. you got what you wanted man. what did you expect

River Styx by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club !! ^ - ^

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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ALTERHUMAN SLANG. dont tell me you haven’t at least thought about it. Most if these are carnivorous mammal specific, but i will try to throw in some other kinds as well!!

Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.

ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.

Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. ex: he’s really tough, but he’ll show fang at just about anything.

White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.

ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!

Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.

ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.

Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.

ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser.

Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.

ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.

Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.

A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.

ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.

okay i’ve had too much fun with this, please please PLEASE add on in the comments!!

Wdym I “need to shave”? No, no. You misunderstand. This is my winter coat coming in.