The CIA, FBI, And The US Army Hold A Joint Training Exercise. The Objective Is To Release A White Rabbit

The CIA, FBI, and the US Army hold a joint training exercise. The objective is to release a white rabbit into the woods and see who can capture it.

The CIA goes first. They enter the woods and come out two days later to say, "The white rabbit has been neutralized. Trust us."

Next up is the FBI. They go in and after a week long stand off, they burn down half the woods and say, "That probably got him."

Finally it's the US Army's turn. They go in and don't come back out for 8 years. Finally they emerge holding up a cage and say, "It took some work but we've got him. We've captured the raccoon.

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

the horror that filled me as it began, and then as it kept getting faster -

w h y

You have to eat one of these, which are you choosing?

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes