Ever Since I Was A Young Lad I Knew I Wanted To Be A Middle-aged Man With An Undone Tie Around His Neck

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

the older i get the more im like. brown and green are such good colors

when you listen carefully to the bass lines, your whole world changes

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what