Suolanenpappa - Ellie

MHA headcannons

(Dabi, Shigaraki)

Dabi headcannons

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•takes cold showers only, like very strictly only cold showers.

•always warm because of his quirk.

•I feel like he enjoys using oil pastels.

•hates reading, but enjoys writing?

•has a flip phone.

•loves crancherry and water mixed together.

•Cannot sleep in a bed with another person because he gets too hot.

•Sleeps with a very thin blanket.

•uses cologne to (try to) cover up his stink.

•Plays COD with Shigaraki.

•Insane water drinker, will CHUG it.

•Hates the color red and orange.

•TERRIBLE hand writing.

•Sucks at all the video games he plays, even if it’s something like Animal crossing he still manages to be bad at it.

•Wears his shoes all the time, even in his bed. Use’s the same socks as well, they probably have holes in the bottom and STINK

•Terrible hygiene.

•Is an ass to everyone all the time, like I cannot express how rude he is for no reason.

•With the little money he gets he likes to buy soba.

•Goes absolutely FERAL if someone takes or misplaces his stuff.

•Likes to push people around?

•Hates camp fires.

•Likes to sleep in darkness, like pitch black.

•If they have a thermostat he always turns it as low as it can go at night before he goes to sleep.

•Will wear nothing but his boxers and shoes to sleep. I’m not so sure what it is but I feel like he never takes off his shoes.

•Driest and slowest texter you will EVER talk to.

•Heavy metal listener.

•Once Toga spilled grape juice on his only white shirt and stained it, he then yelled at her and ignored her for 2 weeks.

•Has an Endeavor hate account and is active on it, always replys to his hate comments cause hes petty.

Shigaraki headcannons

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•I feel like this is a known thing but an INTENSE gamer.

•He rages all the time at his game, he will throw his headset and controller around constantly.

•Terrible hygiene.

•Likes when people mess with his hair but will never admit it because he thinks it’s embarrassing.

•When he got his gloves and discovered he wouldn’t decay things he got very touchy for a few weeks.

•Drinks Dr pepper like it keeps him alive.

•Once cried when his dog died in Minecraft.

•Smells absolutely disgusting and doesn’t even try to cover it up.

•Is always cold and sleeps with TONS of blankets.

•Knows the magnetic dance by heart but hates K-pop.

•The only music he listens to is the Minecraft soundtrack.

•On top of smelling disgusting he also smells like oil because he rubs it on his dry skin and wherever he’s itching.

•Has an instagram account and posts Eraserhead edits.

•Had an All might hate account, it got famous, he then received tons of hate and deleted the account. This made him cry.

•Watches Love Island and once cried in front of Toga and made her swear not to tell a soul.

•Terrible artist but thinks he’s good.

•Best gamer you’ll ever encounter.

•Sleeps with a night light.

•Has a twitter account and stalks Deku and Bakugou’s accounts.

•Hates cotton candy.

•Hates water with a passion, if he drinks it he will gag.

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I’m so sorry if this is shit and unrealistic but I am enjoying myself writing these. I will gladly take suggestions for any MHA character, you can give me prompts too.(Strictly SFW) These are so fun to write.

todo fam group texts

featuring: todoroki siblings (natsu, fuyumi, shouto and touya)

warnings: language , crack behavior really. you are dating touya 🖤

req 📌: ❌

cache notes: i’m coping. hard. i miss all of them. (ignoring the manga so this might be a little ooc but idc) high key wanna turn this into a little series (we desperately need more todo fam content)

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little bitch doesn't even like smoking hes got lungs like wet mcdonalds bags

Tomura, troubleshooting names for his villainous group with Kurogiri.

Tomura: “Kurogiri, I think I’ve finally decided on a name for the group I’m starting.”

Kurogiri: “Let me hear it.”

Tomura: “League of Villains. It’s kind of a play on my favorite video game League of Legends.”

Kurogiri: “That’s a fine name! Did you have other options?”

Tomura: “Yeah, but Villains of Duty, Villaincraft, and Villain Crossing just didn’t have the same ring to it.”

Baby Magnet . dabi

headcanons i just cannot get out of my head

ok so first of all Dabi has hELLa daddy issues and does nOt want kids. he rlly doesn't want to think about if his s/o got pregnant bc just the idea of having something he made look up to him and dabi letting it down just terrifies him to no end

not to mention Dabi is l a z y. he detests the idea of having to care for something (other than u ofc not that he'd ever admit it uwu).

he can barely take care of himself??? the fuck is he suppose to do with a kid lmfao

but this man is like a fucking walking bEAcOn or smth for kids istg

you both walk into walmart and there's a crying baby in the checkout line in front of you??? he's rolling his eyes bc of course the crying is loud and annoying but let me tell u

the fucking SECOND that baby makes eye contact with dabi, whether dabi just like yawns or smth idfk, that kid is giggling and has had a full 180 attitude wise

it's actually crazy really ur behind him laughing and he's just standing there holding milk like 😐

neither you or dabi can really understand it

he's convinced he's this disgusting, vile horrendous looking creature despite ur constant reassurance he's a a hot piece of ass and there this baby is just??? reaching out his arms ??? laughing??!

dabi's just like who the fUck u think u are stupid baBey?? DO U KNOW WHO I AM IVE KILLED- in the checkout line at walmart and your over there trying ur hardest not to fall over laughing at his face of just diSgUst

that's not the only time that's happened either oh no

dabi has staring contests with toddlers on the regular

you have to admit it is funny

your doing something, probably in a store picking out what flavor of ramen to buy or smth idfk and u ask for dabi's opinion without looking right

and when he doesn't answer you turn around to find him just gLaRING at a kid in a shopping cart

and the kid is just staring back at dabi just as hard while the mom is reaching into the freezer behind the cart for whatever

you have to physically drag dabi away from throwing handz bc u know ur bf is ab to

Dabi is genuinely like that one vine where the guys like

"yO wHy is he StArIn aT mE like tHat??? sUp LiL bUd?? u gotta sTArIn' pRobLem, pAL!?-!"

and ur just "like wHat dude he's just lookin at u he's a. baby ..."

"lOOk aT hIs face. dUmb LiTtLe fAce."

a lot of his fears of parenting and, not really hate, but more like disdain for children stems from his todoroki home life

If you do end up ever having kids, don't get me wrong this dude will lITERALLY kill for them

he will not let himself become his father and that's on the gang