I Could Murder A Man For A Maple Doughnut Right Now.

I could murder a man for a maple doughnut right now.

I have a shitzu puppy and a mixed breed middle aged dog.

The way they interact is like my personal rom-com, except its genuinely funny

Good to see you back. Can you please tell us more about Sigrik?

He recently moved away from his home country of Ralge(more commonly and derogatorily referred to as the Underworld) to live with his mysterious older brother, Colryd, in the melting pot city of Arcwell. He's not ready for the harsh realities of this cruel and indifferent fantasy world.

Realigning to annoy OP. Witness the hurler.

This thing is very so nauseating it makes me start weeping when I see it

Country music but it's by a northerner (UK)

You say *eats art and runs*

I say *slurps up the paint like wet noodles*

Who do you think enjoys the meal more?