Anon. You Have No Idea How Fucking Real This Is. This Is The Type Of Thing I Would See On Tumblr That

anon. you have no idea how fucking real this is. this is the type of thing i would see on tumblr that would encourage me to make more self-indulgent ship art. thank you

i had a self insert fantasy about celesteal when i first played the game in 2017 and i was so embarrassed about it i didn't touch the game again until like 2 years later and i haven't been normal since -❌☁️

can you dm me about it sounds fire

dw I won’t bully u for it

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

YOU hates terfs

alright guys

lets get this party started we have jollibee sweet spaghetti

happy blog birthdate @superpaperrobloxhcs