My Recipe For Chorizo Tacos

My recipe for chorizo tacos

2 sausages of chorizo

half an onion

lemon slices

shreds of lettuce

Power, influence, and control over the political monopoly of at least 5 developing countries

4-pack of Jarritos

Turn a crate of Coca Cola upside down and sit on it for an authentic Mexican experience

2 avocados worth of guacamole

A 2 liter bottle packed of internalised inner conflict and frustration, can work with some trauma responses too

Black tar heroin if you like out-of-this-world aftertastes

I hope this helps! :)

something. Background collage by Melissa De Vincenzo.

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fun fact:

I found this out through my friend and it has changed the way I think about humanity.

If you're Albanian and if you steal enough cars in Albania or anywhere in Southern Europe there's a 50% chance you'll go to Albanian heaven.

Bonus 15% chance of going to heaven if you manage to steal a total of 15 mopeds in the city of Berat.