Also When Crew Is Moving 2 Story Buildings Get Out Of The Way And If You See Someone In The Way Tell

Also when crew is moving 2 story buildings get out of the way and if you see someone in the way tell them to move

(This goes for other set pieces too but we can’t see around the 2 story buildings and they’re especially hard to stop)

Hey, theatre kids? Hi, me again with another public service announcement about performer etiquette.

I don't care if you're the teachers/directors' favourite. I don't care if you're playing a lead. I don't care who you are really, treat your stage management team and fellow actors with fucking respect.

You don't like somebody in your cast? That's fine, but don't go spreading false rumours about them to everybody.

You don't care for the members of stage management? Well first of all, fuck you too, and secondly, don't talk shit about them when they're in the same room as you. Don't talk shit about us full stop actually, you're show would fall apart without us.

A new cast member asking a lot of questions, and it's kinda bothering you? Don't tell them to shut up to their fucking face, answer them and help them out.

I can't believe I even have to ask this? I feel like this should be common sense? But I'm watching things happen in our musical cast right now, and I feel like I need to give a friendly reminder.

Take care,

- your local fed up stage crew member.

Deep narratior voice: he’d be safe from position god of so many random things in a plane. unfortunately for Odysseus those wouldn’t be invented for hundreds of years

What if Odysseus thought he was safe from Poseidon because he was on land and then a horse came up and just fucking kicked him

My doctors office has one of these but straight just wasn’t an option it was really funny

hey, job listing. I'm trying to work for you, not fuck you. Why are you asking this?

She got all the game that’s what happened

Guys do I post my ap art work here (my tumblr not linked to who I am irl)

Or my insta ( linked to my face and name so my future collage roommate can learn what I’m about)