Off The Record

off the record

❝ go ahead and ask your questions, but i want you to ride my thigh while you do. ❞

PAIRING ▸ johnny suh x fem!reader 

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, crack, college au, sports au, journalist au, fuckbuddies to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual tension, lots of teasing and flirty banter, smut (this is so self indulgent), dirty talk, oral sex (fem. receiving), squirting, orgasm denial, praise, kinda degradation, thigh riding, fingering, sex in front of a mirror, steamy scene in a shower, johnny is actually very soft, alcohol consumption, mentions of drugs, ft. annoying best friends chenle, jisung, and mark

SUMMARY ▸ when you get the biggest scoop on one of the sports teams, you’re determined to get in on the front page of the school newspaper. unfortunately, your only lead is the basketball team’s captain, johnny suh, and not only is he a tough nut to crack, but he’s also a little too good at distracting you.

PLAYLIST ▸ good intentions by rini • thinkin bout you by katie

WORD COUNT ▸ 12737 words

TAG LIST ▸ @leeknowsredeyeliner @geniejunn @huangberryyy @greasywall @sehunniepot @yasmini24 @gomjohnny @vantxx95 @jenoxygen @wasssuhjohnny @sadgirlroo @commentgirl @dreamycomets @sokkigarden @nohuyck @epiphany-beom @nachotequilaqueso @chitaphrrrr (+ dunk shot! tag list at the end)

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ thank you so much for supporting this series !! this one took a while but it was so fun to write. part of the dunk shot! series but it can be read separately ♡ hope you enjoy !!

ACCORDING TO SOCRATES, YOU WERE POISON TO A STUDENT ATHLETE.

The so-called Socrates in question, named Zhong Chenle, had once told you that if he wasn’t your best friend, he would hate your guts. In the sports world, jocks and journalists didn’t seem to get along very well. Flattered, you responded to your dear friend with your middle finger.

Chenle considered himself real smart, even going as far as to compare himself to one of the greatest philosophers (hence, the nickname Socrates you deemed upon him). Yet, with this vast amount of supposed intelligence, your best friend still couldn’t seem to figure out why you were hovering around Johnny Suh like a fruit fly.

“He knows about the steroid scandal,” you explained calmly. “I just want to find out what he’s hiding.”

Zhong Chenle’s brain decided to translate this into: “I am madly in love with Johnny Suh,” so now, your stupid best friend was convinced that you had the biggest crush on the basketball team’s captain.

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ᴛʜɪs ɪsɴᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴀᴅ, ɪ ɢᴜᴇss.

ɢᴏᴊᴏ sᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ               ᴡᴄ: 5,497 ᴡᴏʀᴅs

ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs sᴏ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ sʏᴘɴᴏsɪs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ ɪs sᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇx, ɪᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ Iғ ɪᴛs ᴄᴏɴғᴜsɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇ sʏᴘɴᴏsɪs ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴄ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, sᴏ ɪɢ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ? ɪᴅᴋ ʟᴍᴀᴏ

sʏɴᴏᴘsɪs: ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛsᴜ ᴄʟᴀɴs - ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴊᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟ/ɴ ᴄʟᴀɴs - ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴇʟᴅᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ sᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀs, ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴠɪᴛᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ғᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋғɪʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴɪғɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʏ/ɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴊᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ᴜᴘs ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ.

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ᴍɪsᴏɢʏɴʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ɴᴇᴡ

ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ I ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ғᴇᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴊᴊᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄɪsᴍ :)

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be mine (for the week) | sero hanta

⤷ { in which hanta is determined to change your mind about romance and relationships, just in time for valentine’s day. }

wc: 10.1k (i can’t believe this…)

tags/warnings: fluff, gn!reader, college/pro-hero au, roommates to lovers, fake dating, reader is bad with feelings

a/n: ok so y’all promised me we’d all act like today is still valentine’s day and not three days later so i’m holding y’all to it rn 😳 akdkjdcf this is for @katsukidotcom​​’s lover’s lane collab, so go check out the other amazing works too !! i really hope y’all enjoy this dkjdkf this fic is like,,, my new baby,,, it’s been so long since i’ve written something of this length so it’s vv precious to me pls treat her well 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

huge thank you to @kingkatsuki​​, @tteokdoroki​​, & @yeagerbombs​​ for being my beta readers/emotional support during this lil journey <33

You’re not sure how many more Valentine’s day ads you can sit through before you start pulling your hair out.

All you want is to get your homework done in peace, to get some help on that one chemistry question that has been completely incomprehensible to you since you started the assignment. But instead of following along with the walkthrough of the solution, you’re stuck with your pencil in your mouth, chin in the palms of your hands as the minute-long ad starts to feel like an hour. It’s either this, or relinquish five dollars a month to a website you’ll barely open, and you easily decide that those five bucks could be much better put to use elsewhere.

That reasoning does painfully little to soothe your irritation as vibrant pinks and blazing reds overwhelm your laptop screen, attempting to seduce you into purchasing bite-sized assorted chocolates in heart-shaped boxes and large bouquets for a “special someone”. You can’t help but wonder if these advertisers realize that their ads don’t stand out as much as they might think they do, especially among every other ad promoting the same things at every corner. Chocolates here, flowers there, jewelry here, candy there, then the cycle repeats.

To say that the modern concept of Valentine’s day is a bit overhyped would be something of an understatement. Despite all of your countless efforts to get into the romantic spirit that spreads like wildfire every February 14th, you could never really understand what makes it such a big deal. To you, the day feels like any other day, having to go to class if it’s a weekday, sleeping in until noon if it’s the weekend, going about your usual day as you always do. On Valentine’s day, all that really changes in your perspective is the need to pretend like your relationship is flawless for twenty-four hours for the sake of not sticking out like a sore thumb in a vast sea of romance. All that really changes is the sudden societal obligation to publicize your relationship status, whether that be through flowers that take up all the remaining space on your desk, a fancy dinner that could fill you for a week, or a ring that could pay off your entire tuition. 

Quite a superficial way to celebrate your love for someone, if you’re being honest with yourself. Not something worth wasting your time fussing over, especially when there are three hundred and sixty-four other days in the year to do the exact same thing.

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johnny // the link log

✰ say you loathe me;

pairing: donghyuck x fem!reader

wc: 18.1k (i um..)

au(s): twitch, university, e2l

warnings: explicit language, y/n kinda mean, hyuck kinda mean too tho, y/n stubborn too…, switch!hyuck, switch!reader, oral (both receiving), slight mutual dumbification, unprotected sex (wrap the willy silly), fingering

✎genre: smut!!, fluff, crack

a/n: i hate the way i ended this, but… hope you enjoy. i’ve spent so much time struggling over this. also, i tried to proofread as much as i could :\ sorry if its fucked up in any way.

“what’s so special about haechan anyway?” your friend, chenle asked, laying back on your bed, being propped up by his elbows. you were sitting at your desk as you put in one of your airpods, logging in to your twitch account to watch your favorite streamer. you scrolled enough to see his stream had just begun. there weren’t many people in there yet, so you said a quick “hi” as your name continued to show in the chat with a mix of “hi’s”, “hello’s” and “i love you’s”. 

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