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me with music theory (e major chord? idfk how to do that! and i certainly dont care enough to learn! 7/4 or 7/8? i will never remember!)

I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they’re like “come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.”

i wonder if id be a top if my back didnt hurt

penis #38

her posts are sweaty

near perfect album, easily the strokes' best

Tracklist:

The Adults Are Talking • Selfless • Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus • Bad Decisions • Eternal Summer • At The Door • Why Are Sundays So Depressing • Not The Same Anymore • Ode To The Mets

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i need dethroned to grow on me please it still hasnt clicked

Tracklist:

John L • Marlene Dietrich • Chondromalacia Patella • Slow • Diamond Stuff • Dethroned • Hogwash and Balderdash • Ascending Forth

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penis #37

gay maid voice: hello ma'am your tights are looking rather penisful as always

penis #36

sucking the meat clean off the penis leaving just a cartoon bone behind

stays demons is one of my favorite songs of all time (also yes i sent this one in)

Tracklist:

Mutagen • Stays Demons • Incubation/Metamorphosis • Flowers of Flesh

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yippee!! i love this one as well

Tracklist:

the d. elkan • biblical violence • been a long time cousin • republic of rough and ready • 1-800-ghost-dance • brown metal • cafeteria bananas • city folk sitting, sitting • better get a broom!

Submitter's Note: The drummer, Zach Hill, is now the drummer for Death Grips

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BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME LETS GOOOO

Tracklist:

Storm: i. Lift Yr. Skinny Fists, Like Antennas to Heaven... / ii. Gathering Storm / Il pleut à mourir (+Clatters Like Worry) / iii. "Welcome to Barco AM/PM..." (L.A.X.; 5/14/00) / iv. Cancer Towers on Holy Road Hi-Way • Static: i. Terrible Canyons of Static / ii. Atomic Clock / iii. Chart #3 / iv. World Police and Friendly Fire / v. (...+The Buildings They Are Sleeping Now) • Sleep: i. Murray Ostril: "...They Don't Sleep Anymore on the Beach..." / ii. Monheim / iii. Broken Windows, Locks of Love Pt. III / 3rd Part • Antennas to Heaven: i. Moya Sings "Baby-O"... / ii. Edgyswingsetacid / iii. (Glockenspiel Duet Recorded on a Campsite in Rhinebeck, N.Y.) / iv. "Attention... Mon ami... Fa-Lala-Lala-La-La..." (55-St. Laurent) / v. She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer, She Dreamt She Was Alone in an Empty Field / vi. Deathkamp Drone / vii. (Antennas to Heaven...)

Submitter's Note: Disclaimer: at around 16:30 on Static, there is a high pitched noise which personally hurts my ears, it lasts for around 30 seconds.

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- a dragon

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

godspeed AND silver mt zion?? im dead

realizes my favorite album was made by a band whose members were in other bands with similar sounds and i can listen to those too. slmeone add an image

people are overreacting. like come on we get a new moon every month

penis #35

Venis penis rule

"i can excuse racism, but i draw the line at hating taylor swift"

you can excuse racism!?

white women, amirite

penis #34

*doesnt wash my hands after peeing and then holds your hand* omg an indirect holding my penis while I peed 😳😳😳

anyone else anti-napkin? i just hate them and their texture. i also dont really know how to use them without feeling uncomfortable. this also includes reusable ones because they are dirty and i dont want to wash them every time i use them because i dont like doing laundry!!

third times the charm!

penis #33

r/selfhelp: Got the divine alchemy of the self confused with actual alchemy, accidentally turned my dick to gold. What do I do?

penis #32

penis #31

Is your gender Penis or Ionic Order?

penis #30

Where's her #penis

penis #29

Customer: MEN ARE KNOWN TO COMPENSATE WITH LARGE CARS, SO THIS PLATE ON SMALL CAR (MIATA) MEANS OPPOSITE. DMV: PENIS Verdict: DENIED

YOURE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS GRANDMA

never not thinking about this mcdonalds box

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS, GRANDMA