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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

"And with his death, the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts came to an end, and the war of fire and blood began in earnest."

art by zacckiell on twitter

Billy: I don't want to be adopted by anyone from the League. Batman asked and I had to buy him an ice cream cause I felt bad for saying no.

Freddy: Ha, at least no one tried anymore, right? Eugene and I have a betting pool, so please tell me they hate you

Billy: Haha. I mean, Wonder Woman kinda seems like she wants to? She pretty much tackled me into a hug and made me regret drinking coffee-

Freddy: Backtrack. Backtrack. Wonder Woman. Wants to adopt you.

Billy: I mean, yeah, but of course I said no-

Freddy: WONDER WOMAN. WANTS TO ADOPT US.

Billy: I don't see how this relates to you but-

Freddy, writing in the Shazam Fam GC: everybody buckle up new mom just dropped

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Diana, proudly showing off pictures of her newly adopted kids: And this is my beloved Mary. My beloved Eugene. My beloved darling Darla, and my beloved Pedro, and my beloved Freddy, and my beloved Billy. They enjoy video games and snacks

Bruce, taking this as an obvious challenge, taking out the Batfamily Batalbum: This is Jason. His favorite hobby is murder

Older brother

How the heck indeed plastic man

inspired by @im-not-buying-it-ether ‘s post

"jacebaela vs jacehelaena" i have an easy solution to propose .......

this photo has genuinely changed the trajectory of my life, and i am not the same person that i was before i saw this picture

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON TWO Episode 4

"hey my bf and I saw you from across the tavern and we really dig your vibe. dw he's a switch"

college au Aemond is the medical intern Lucerys... well he's just trying his best

Even the grumpy Stark lord can't resist those luscious curls.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

jacelaena aesthetic

cause there’s no better love that’s laid beside me, there’s no better love that justifies me, there’s no better love so darling, darling, feel better love feel better love

better love by hozier

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

is anyone else thinking about how stiles (son of a child abuse victim) reacted super negatively to seeing scott's dad, knowing scott's dad hurt his best friend. is anyone else thinking about how scott dropped everything in the middle of the night when he got the call from stiles saying he was lost in the middle of the night to go find him. is anyone else thinking about them. on paper teen wolf is about werewolves and supernatural drama but in reality it is 6 seasons of how scott mccall and stiles stilinski care for and protect each other

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?

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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

I was wondering you know any good one shots or books of sciles where they have been together their whole lives and just like assumed everyone knew but like no one knows till they all find out if not that’s cool

Hi anon! @kevaaronday made this list and says they found a few and added some similar ones too.

A Different Achor by sciles_is_life_fulfilled (7/7 | 29,936 | Not Rated | Sciles) Season 1 AU where the boys realise Stiles is Scott's anchor, not Allison, in Heart Monitor. How does this change their relationships and decisions for the rest of the season? Sciles!

The Art of Accidental Secrets by SummerRoses0612 (2/2 | 4,977 | Explicit | Sciles) Scott and Stiles have been Scott and Stiles since they were still in the sandbox, connected at the hip whenever possible and finishing each other sentences. So how is it that nobody ever realized that they were together?

OR

The boys have been a couple since they were 14 and somehow managed to keep that from an entire pack of werewolves minus Peter Hale on complete accident.

Five Times Scott Knew He Loved Stiles (And One Time Stiles Knew He Loved Him Too) by Everyday_im_Narrating (1/1 | 4,314 | Gen | Sciles) Glimpses of Scott and Stiles' journey through life together, as best friends, as something else, as everything in between.

(Mostly friendship. Sciles if you squint just a little.)

So Young and Carefree by tabbytabbytabby (1/1 | 2,616 | Teen | Sciles) Stiles and Scott decide it's time to tell everyone they're together, starting with Stiles' brothers Derek and Liam. Things don't go as they planned, and it turns out they weren't exactly being as sneaky as they thought they were.

best friends with each other (but always wished they were more) by unholy_obsessions (1/1 | 2,607 | Gen | Sciles) Stiles Stilinski and Scott McCall have been attached at the hip since they were four years old. Wherever one is, the other is most likely not far. Everyone in Beacon Hills is used to their odd ways: their weird clinginess, the jokingly flirty comments, how they are never completely at ease unless they are together. 

So Lydia thought nothing of it. Not at first. Not until Stiles got hurt. 

Or Lydia begins to notice that the connection shared between Scott and Stiles goes much deeper than friendship

Outside POV

For Realsies by MaximumMarygold (1/1 | 853 | Gen | Sciles) The thing is that nothing really changed. Not in public anyways. But Stiles and Scott had always been close. They always shared beds at sleepovers and cuddled while watching movies and stole food off each other’s plates. They always greeted each other with kisses on cheeks, they always had a picture of them together as their phone backgrounds. They always absolutely reeked of each other. The only real difference between BFFs5Ever-Stiles-And-Scott and Epic-Love-Story-Stiles-And-Scott was the sex. The really, really fantastic sex. Which may be why no one actually noticed that they were more than friends.

( "We’re really dating." "Like actually, legitimately, we-had-sex-in-Scott’s-bed-this-morning kind of dating." )

Loved by dahlia_04 (1/1 | 680 | Gen | Sciles) Scott realizes, through a slew of flashbacks, that he's always been in love with his best friend. For the scottuary prompt "pain taking aftershocks."

Your honour, they are the same

the Worst throuple you will ever meet