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Harry remembers how nice it was to receive a sweater knitted by Mrs. Weasley as a gift, and decided to please Tom the same way on his birthday ✨

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Profits!!!

Paimon:We got a fresh batch of potions ready!

Aether:*writing* Put them front and center!

Jean: *walks up* Ummmm

Aether:Hmm? Oh hi! I was wondering if I’d see you.

Jean:Hello. Hard at work I see. *looks around* By a lot…. I just got a report back from Lisa. I knew things were in good hands but can you explain how this gateway into common alchemy is profiting five times its worth? Every time you come to town our budget increases.

Aether:Yeah I think I finally got a formula for success here! It’s all about where we send them. *shows paper* Sales to Mondstadt get the standard cost that breaks even considering how close clients are and the frequency.

Jean:We are selling them .25% under their actual value in Inazuma?

Aether:Inazuma’s are hesitant about trying things out of traditional practices plus the long trip there may reduce potency. However, we don’t really take a loss because I have them delivered by a reliable courier who gives us discount, as well as have them get shipped by a friend named Itto. He’s actually pretty used to the back and forth.

Jean:If that’s the logic, how are we getting away with selling the potions 1.5 times their price in Liyue? They also care about traditions.

Aether:Because Ningguang agreed to endorse us, and Beidou deliverers the shipments. Those are the only seals of approval we need.

Jean:*looks at Lisa*

Lisa:I didn’t tell him to expand. Our cutie has such an eye for business that even Master Diluc went in on a joint business venture.

Jean:*skims paper* We mark up the Sumeru prices by 2.5 times their actual value!?

Aether:I know that might look evil buuuuut *flips page* 80% of the stock that goes there by a merchant named Dori who’s incredibly rich. I’m positive she’s buying them to sell for at least triple their original worth. In the grand scheme we’re getting a bigger net gain than she is on paper but she’s also winning by knowing who and where to sell to. Also desert shipments are handled by a very trustworthy Mercenary.

Jean:And as for Fontaine being double the market price?

Aether:Mondstadt’s potions are approved by Furina de Fontaine. Not only does that attract the high society over there to buy, but it covers the for transport via Gaming as well as the transfer support from the Spina. Don’t worry, I made sure everything is perfectly legal.

Jean:(This is the market project all over again.) Aether, you didn’t have to start an empire, like…at all.

Aerther:I didn’t mean to do it. I just know people.

Paimon: *holds mora bags* Powerful people!

Jean:Well, I leave it all to you then. To think I’m able to redo our budget so freely is like a fever dream. Perhaps the extra funds can go into better training equipment and armor overhaul?

Kaeya:Or we can buy more horses. Just a thought.

Lisa:Do you miss your work that much?

Kaeya:I miss the title speaking for itself.

Custom Order

Chiori:Aether, hold out your hand.

Aether:Okay?

Chiori:*gives him mora*

Aether:….

Aether:Is this a bribe? What are we hiding from Chevreuse?

Chiori:Nothing. Don’t be dramatic. I got a commission to put your likeness on a body pillowcase and it only feels right to give you some of the earnings.

Aether:Okay. So let’s take a second and act like you didn’t just say that casually. You did what!?

Chiori:Why are you surprised. Every so often a person asks for custom stuff of this nature. I’ve even been asked to fix Furina dolls.

Aether:So someone is just sleeping with me in their bed!? Who!?

Chiori:I can’t disclose that. Just know I wouldn’t have done it on a whim. *walks away*

Aether:Don’t leave me like this! ( Was it Lyney!? No, Lynette would never allow him to fall that deep. Furina!? She would know Chiori would tell me. Charlotte has photos of me. Would she want a pillow? No, she’d ask to see me!)

Aether:Who the hell would buy a pillow!? No way it’s Navia, right?

……..

Aether:*true stress* Is there something Wriothesley isn’t telling me!?

Meanwhile, back in the teapot

Kirara:*puts box down* Is this a good spot to put it.

Paimon:Yep. Thank you!

Kirara:It’s really nice that Aether built an entire wing for you. Personally I still prefer a tree but your room so cozy! So what’s in box? Posters?

Paimon:Oh you know…something to help Paimon adjust to sleeping. Fill the up space. Y’know…make it a little more homey and less lonely.

Kirara:Well you definitely have the space for it.

Paimon:Yeah. *looks around* Yeah….

xxxxxx

Aether:*opens door* Paimon! Did you eat Furina’s-

Paimon:*on the pillow* Zzzzz

Aether:….*closes door and leaves*

Furina:Did you interrogate the suspect!?

Aether:I’ll just back two cakes for you. One chocolate and one vanilla?

Furina:Why do you look like you want to cry?

Aether:*sniffles* Please focus on what’s important. I can make a blueberry cake if you want?

Peach

Videl

Furina:Aether? So you know how I have a flair for dramatics?

Aether:I’m highly aware of this, yes.

Furina:*holds hands* Well right now I need you to understand that I’m not being dramatic when I say this. *looks left*

Arlecchino: *standing in the distance*

Furina:I am physically going to cry and shake if I have to see her often.

Aether:Hmmm I see.

He kisses her forehead and hugs her. Furina sorta…melts into the embrace rather easily.

Aether:Feeling better?

Furina:No, but this is really nice. Don’t let go yet.

Aether:Honestly she wasn’t on my radar. She’d have to be pretty convincing for me to even consider it. I’ll probably skip.

???:But what if you didn’t?

Aether:*looks right*

Lyney and Lynette:Hear us out. What if we told you she had a few redeeming qualities?

Aether:Do you see Childe here?

Lynette:…

Lyney:We need a new plan of attack.

Wanderer: *watching* How did I get in here if that’s the bar?

Mona:Because Aether has questionable taste in men.

Wanderer:You’re dating me.

Mona:I didn’t say mine was any better.

Mona Model

I think I got her proportionally right, and did a few hairstyles for her.

Genshin Impact's Amber Model!

My head... Hurts so damn much right now...

That's Six More Off That God Damn List!... Only 79 left... God Dammit

No extra outfits yet, only the base models of not 4, 5 But Six New Models I've been slowly working on except for Ty Lee and Hestia, I've only been working on them for the last three days.

See if you can name them all.

Think I might make Mona and Amber frrom Genshin Impact and then take a bit of a break from making new models to make outfits for them all and some of my older models (Cinder, Vernal, Winter, Sienna, Penny Etc.)

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Happily Ever After

A young Jaune Arc, being given a bedtime story by his mother, Juniper.

Juniper: Okay, Jaune, you ready for a bed time story?

Jaune: Yeah, yeah!

Juniper: Okay my little knight, what story would you like to hear?

Jaune: The White Knight!

Juniper: Again? You always want that story, wouldn’t you like to try something different this time?

Jaune: No! I want the, White Knight!

Juniper: But, why? I mean, I’ve read you it so many times before, don’t you already know the story well enough you don’t need me to tell you it anymore?

Jaune: But, I like hearing you tell me the story, Mommy!

Juniper: Oh, you little charmer… Why do you like hearing this so much anyway?

Jaune: Because it’s awesome! It has knights, dragons, princesses, and the hero always saves the day, and lives happily ever after! I want to be a hero, just like that.

Juniper: Aww… That’s so sweet to hear, Jaune. But, remember; the hero doesn’t always have a happily ever after. Sometimes its not so happy.

Jaune: What?! But, he’s the hero?! The hero always has a happy ending!

Juniper: Only in fairytales my little knight, only in fairytales…

~~~

Years later when Jaune is a young adult; He, and his friends are all celebrating the defeat of Salem. He can here their cries of joy, and celebration, until he hears a horrified scream as his friends rush towards his broken body as he lay in a pool of his own blood.

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune?!

Weiss: Oh gods?! OH GODS!!

Ren: Jaune! Jaune, can you hear us?!

Nora: Someone get a medkit, now! You hear me; NOW!

Blake: He’s lost so much blood…

Yang: Why weren’t we watching him?! We were too focused on, Salem, and…?! Fuck!

Blake: I got the medkit, hang on, Jaune!

Oscar: Guys… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: Shut up! Shut the fuck up, Oscar! Jaune’s going to pull through this! He’s gotta! He’s gotta…

Nora: Jaune, Can you hear us! Please… please answer me!

Jaune: She was right… Of course you were right…

Blake: Fuck! This is bad, really bad!

Ruby: Hang on, Jaune! You’ve got to hang on!

Yang: Ruby… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: No! Don’t you dare finish that sentence!

Nora: Yeah! J-Jaune can pull through with this! I-I know he can! R-Right, Ren…?

Ren: I… I don’t think…

Ruby: No! He has to, he promised he would see this through to end! And a, Arc never goes back on their word!

RWN: NEVER!!!

Blake: Quiet! Everyone quiet! He’s trying to say something…

Jaune: You were right, mom… the hero… the hero doesn’t always get… get…

Ruby: Get the what?!

Yang: Jaune, what is it?!

Nora: Stay with us, Jaune! Please stay with us!

Jaune: The happily… the happily ever… after…

Weiss: W-What is he talking about?!

Ren: He doesn’t know what’s happening, he’s lost so much blood… He’s… he’s dying…

Nora: W-We can save him though, right…?

Oscar: I think… I don’t think we can…

Weiss: No! Don’t say that!

Nora: He’s not gone yet! There’s still a chance!

Ruby: J-Jaune’s strong enough to handle this! He can pull through! R-Right, Yang…?

Yang: Ruby… I don’t think… I think we have to… to…

Weiss: No! Please don’t make me say it! Don’t make me say goodbye! I can’t say it! I can’t! I c-can’t!

Jaune: oh…?

Blake: Shh! He’s saying something…

Jaune: H… h…

Yang: What is he trying to say…?

Nora: Shh!

Jaune: He… hello… again…

Weiss: J-Jaune…?

Jaune:

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune, answer me! Answer me dammit!

Jaune:

Nora: No… nononono!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Happily Ever After

A young Jaune Arc, being given a bedtime story by his mother, Juniper.

Juniper: Okay, Jaune, you ready for a bed time story?

Jaune: Yeah, yeah!

Juniper: Okay my little knight, what story would you like to hear?

Jaune: The White Knight!

Juniper: Again? You always want that story, wouldn’t you like to try something different this time?

Jaune: No! I want the, White Knight!

Juniper: But, why? I mean, I’ve read you it so many times before, don’t you already know the story well enough you don’t need me to tell you it anymore?

Jaune: But, I like hearing you tell me the story, Mommy!

Juniper: Oh, you little charmer… Why do you like hearing this so much anyway?

Jaune: Because it’s awesome! It has knights, dragons, princesses, and the hero always saves the day, and lives happily ever after! I want to be a hero, just like that.

Juniper: Aww… That’s so sweet to hear, Jaune. But, remember; the hero doesn’t always have a happily ever after. Sometimes its not so happy.

Jaune: What?! But, he’s the hero?! The hero always has a happy ending!

Juniper: Only in fairytales my little knight, only in fairytales…

~~~

Years later when Jaune is a young adult; He, and his friends are all celebrating the defeat of Salem. He can here their cries of joy, and celebration, until he hears a horrified scream as his friends rush towards his broken body as he lay in a pool of his own blood.

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune?!

Weiss: Oh gods?! OH GODS!!

Ren: Jaune! Jaune, can you hear us?!

Nora: Someone get a medkit, now! You hear me; NOW!

Blake: He’s lost so much blood…

Yang: Why weren’t we watching him?! We were too focused on, Salem, and…?! Fuck!

Blake: I got the medkit, hang on, Jaune!

Oscar: Guys… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: Shut up! Shut the fuck up, Oscar! Jaune’s going to pull through this! He’s gotta! He’s gotta…

Nora: Jaune, Can you hear us! Please… please answer me!

Jaune: She was right… Of course you were right…

Blake: Fuck! This is bad, really bad!

Ruby: Hang on, Jaune! You’ve got to hang on!

Yang: Ruby… I… I don’t think…

Weiss: No! Don’t you dare finish that sentence!

Nora: Yeah! J-Jaune can pull through with this! I-I know he can! R-Right, Ren…?

Ren: I… I don’t think…

Ruby: No! He has to, he promised he would see this through to end! And a, Arc never goes back on their word!

RWN: NEVER!!!

Blake: Quiet! Everyone quiet! He’s trying to say something…

Jaune: You were right, mom… the hero… the hero doesn’t always get… get…

Ruby: Get the what?!

Yang: Jaune, what is it?!

Nora: Stay with us, Jaune! Please stay with us!

Jaune: The happily… the happily ever… after…

Weiss: W-What is he talking about?!

Ren: He doesn’t know what’s happening, he’s lost so much blood… He’s… he’s dying…

Nora: W-We can save him though, right…?

Oscar: I think… I don’t think we can…

Weiss: No! Don’t say that!

Nora: He’s not gone yet! There’s still a chance!

Ruby: J-Jaune’s strong enough to handle this! He can pull through! R-Right, Yang…?

Yang: Ruby… I don’t think… I think we have to… to…

Weiss: No! Please don’t make me say it! Don’t make me say goodbye! I can’t say it! I can’t! I c-can’t!

Jaune: oh…?

Blake: Shh! He’s saying something…

Jaune: H… h…

Yang: What is he trying to say…?

Nora: Shh!

Jaune: He… hello… again…

Weiss: J-Jaune…?

Jaune:

Ruby: Jaune…? Jaune, answer me! Answer me dammit!

Jaune:

Nora: No… nononono!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lantern Rite 2024 doodles!

This year's event hit a bit close to home for me personally, and I loved it🥰🥰🥰

One is ready for a rematch!

(so here's something fucked up for a story idea I want your take on) Before the fall, Jaune decides to buy cinder a gift. A small necklace

It wasn't exactly planned but he thought it would look great on her.

After that and a few more days of getting to know eachother. Now cinder had to betray everyone. Most painful being betraying jaune.

Then at haven, the final nail in Cinders metaphorical coffin, is jaune breaking down and swearing he will kill her.

(as for why this is an ask, if this works for you could you do like 1-3 skits about. If not, I get it)

Otherwise cheers 🍻

Has an interesting concept and definitely seems like a really interesting way to start a Knightfall story, and while some details, such as why would Jaune suddenly give Cinder a Necklace, and why she would simply accept it are lacking, those can easily be fixed.

It could be a weird Secret Santa kind of thing or Jaune had been trying to go on a date with Cinder after Weiss's rejection, and Cinder accepts to get close to him and manipulate him but slowly falls in love with him.

However, I don't think I'll do the skits right now, simply because I wanna focus on the asks from others as well as my own little skits but I'd be interested in doing them once the Asks go off. Just send me a DM to remind me and I'll get to it :)

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Gilded Sea's Dream [Ep 12/?]

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I believe in haitham's kindness and commitment (when he chose it for himself)

So do you guys think suha is ded or nah :^)

Sometimes, I think about how much Alhaitham's entire adult life has been shaped by Kaveh and I just... have to sit down for a second.

Kaveh was Alhaitham's first, and, as far as we've been told, only friend until recently. At the very least, Kaveh was likely his only close friend throughout Alhaitham's entire schooling years, from teens into adulthood.

Alhaitham lives in the house he received for his work with Kaveh. The house Alhaitham lives in wouldn't even exist without Kaveh.

Alhaitham's ideology and behavior have been shaped by his diametric opposition to Kaveh's perspectives. He acts and thinks the way he does in part because of how their debating over years shaped how Alhaitham sees the world.

He's become an active part of a friend group almost entirely because of Kaveh. Alhaitham's story quest says that he didn't become particularly friendly with the rest of Sumeru's saviors even after they saved the archon, but now we see him hanging out with Cyno and Tighnari all the time because Kaveh was friends with them first and eased the way.

He even drinks a particular brand of coffee because he and Kaveh picked it together.

If you removed all trace of Kaveh from Alhaitham's life, virtually nothing would be the same. He wouldn't live where he does now. His house wouldn't look like it does inside at all. He very likely wouldn't have a single close friend. His ideology would probably be significantly more pragmatic and cold. Literally the only thing in Alhaitham's current life that hasn't been shaped in some way by Kaveh is Alhaitham's job. Which is... probably why work is Alhaitham's least favorite aspect of life.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is honest to archons over here wondering "What does Alhaitham even think about me?"

I don't know, buddy, probably that you're his whole world?

Rosalina

Prompt:

Dick is thrown back in time to a couple days before his past self is scheduled to leave on the mission to space, the one during which Jason will die.

Past Dick gets a very frantic and concerning phone call from someone claiming to be his future self, begging him not to go on the mission. And for some reason he‘s supposed to keep an eye on Jason? What the hell is that about? They’re not that close…