The Funniest Thing Is, The Riverdale Writers Honestly Expect Me To Believe Sweet Pea Is Straight, As

The funniest thing is, the Riverdale writers honestly expect me to believe Sweet Pea is straight, as if Toni Topaz and Fangs Fogarty, famous bisexual icons, would hang out, or God forbid, be friends with a straight dude... I have to laugh-

I just want sweet pea to be a series regular 🥺

Amen to that.

Im glad that kangs broke up , I have to admit I started to dislike Kevin’s character since season 3 because it just wasn’t the kevin I know and love from season 1/2 I hated how the writers ruined Kevin for me because he was like my spirit animal and I always was so excited for every scene I saw him but the writers ruined that , now kevin is just a 26 years old adult who is super cringe , shady and can’t treat his boyfriend right. Fangs Fogarty deserves better than kevin he always did , we all knew that they relationship wasn’t the best just simply because of what it got build up on I mean let’s not forget that Kevin rejected Fangs like a lot on season 2 Kevin was haunting Fangs when he tried to save his life from the Bulldogs because of the whole midge thing , and Kevin literally didn’t care that Fangs got shot and was clinging to life , it’s pretty obvious in the scene at the school where Sweet pea (Fangs secret bf we all know that) literally crashed a whole school for him. I’m season 3 the whole farm shit had started , he got Fangs to join the farm because he knew that Fangs had liked him and so Fangs got brainwashed and got his kidney harvested which was just messed up. In season four After Fangs came back to Riverdale he apologised to Kevin and Kevin was like super mean at pops like we know you got brainwashed Kevin but Fangs was gone for months with Edgar and was deeper into the whole farm thing than you , and when Fangs tried to ask for a date Kevin rejected him again and leaves with Terry in front of Fangs eyes and literally didn’t care how Fangs felt. Late that episode he crawls back to Fangs just to involve him with that stupid tickle p*rn thing , for that Fangs was good enough and he literally only asked him for his own advantages , he didn’t cared about what consequences Fangs could face and he asked him because he knew that Fangs was still into him and wouldn’t say no that was very toxic. At the end of the season they sit at pops and are love birds? Like c’mon this is so stupid it makes zero sense. After the time jump in season 5 they suddenly are together for 7 years which is so unrealistic we never saw anything of them and then they’re just together this proves that they got together randomly , also the way Kevin treats Fangs as if he was his trophy always trying to show that he is his boyfriend like c’mon. When Archie , Jackson , Kevin , Fangs and the other serpents sat in the wyrm and Archie says 'I‘m looking for some good man“ and Kevin says "Story of my life“ Man your boyfriend literally sits next to you! Kevin is such a bad boyfriend, he pushed Fangs to agree to have an open relationship because Fangs was often on the road , then he pushed Fangs into the marriage and to get the baby ! Kevin also pushed Fangs to get a date to the key party just to make things spicy after the two agreed to finally stop to have an open relationship and gets jealous shocked when Reggie & Fangs kiss and complains because of the date Fangs took with him. Kevin then gets upset when he knows that Fangs didn’t mentioned Kevin to his hook up which is so stupid , Kevin keller is a bad and selfish boyfriend we got proven he only cares about himself and his desires the break up scene proves that because Kevin calls back the marriage and surrogation after pushing Fangs to agree with all of this , he’s the most toxic boyfriend on television, everyone who say they still want kangs to happen is a bad person like Kevin literally keeps hurting Fangs and breaking his trust in so many ways , if you still ship kangs after this episode you’re a 🤡 that’s it. Sweet pea and Fangs would’ve been that couple , like Sweet pea would never call the marriage and surrogation back , Fangs happiness would been everything to Sweet pea y’all just not ready for that conversation.

Where are my swangs shippers at ? 🙂

Fangs: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like, a shell.

Sweet Pea, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that