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7 months ago
It's Wet Beast Wednesday

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

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7 months ago
For Those Who Needed To Hear It Today

For those who needed to hear it today

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7 months ago

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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7 months ago
Been Losing My Shit Over This Gif For Like 5 Minutes Now

been losing my shit over this gif for like 5 minutes now

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7 months ago

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

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7 months ago

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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7 months ago

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

swarmof-beessss
8 months ago

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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8 months ago
Tozozozo
Tozozozo
Tozozozo

tozozozo

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8 months ago

lol do your sad guy laying in bed for too long impression again

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8 months ago
Shoebill(Balaeniceps Rex), Family Balaenicipitidae, Order Pelicaniformes, Lake Victoria, Uganda

Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex), family Balaenicipitidae, order Pelicaniformes, Lake Victoria, Uganda

This bird is the only member of its family.

The taxonomic affinities of this bird have long been debated. It currently rests within the order Pelicaniformes. It was, in the past, often placed in the Ciconiiformes (Storks).

Its closest living relative is most likely the Hamerkop.

Photograph by Arnaud Massip

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8 months ago

please please please please frogs that look really dumb

ONLY THE DUMBESTEST OF FROOGS FOR YOU MY LIEGE!!!

Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb
Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb

Budgett’s Frog (Lepidobatrachus laevis), family Ceratophrynidae, El Chaco, Paraguay

photograph via: FAUNA PARAGUAY

Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb

Budgett’s Frog (Lepidobatrachus laevis), family Ceratophrynidae, found in the Chaco Regions of Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay

photograph by Dick Bartlett

Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb
Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb

Blunt-headed Burrowing Frog (Glyphoglossus molossus), family Microhylidae, Kaeng Krachan, Thailand

photograph by Tom Charlton

Please Please Please Please Frogs That Look Really Dumb

Purple Frogs (Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis), mating, family Nasikabatrachidae, endemic to the Wesxtern Ghats of India

photographs by Dr Ashish Thomas

swarmof-beessss
8 months ago

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

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8 months ago

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

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8 months ago

Instead of "but that's not real", you should try responding to a psychotic persons distress with:

That sounds really scary. I'm really sorry that you're going through this. I can't imagine how scared I'd be if it was me.

Thank you for sharing this with me. I know it can't be easy to open up about it, and I'm glad you felt comfortable telling me

You can tell me more about it if you want to. I promise not to judge you, invalidate you or panic

Is there anything I can do to help you feel safer? Any way I can help support you through this?

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8 months ago
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8 months ago

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference


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8 months ago
Orange and white tabby looking up at the ceiling dramatically

I saw ceiling shapes

ID: Orange and white tabby looking up at the ceiling dramatically

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8 months ago

PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

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8 months ago
Goofy Minecraft Jerboa

Goofy minecraft jerboa


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8 months ago
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8 months ago
Join INaturalist Or Else

join iNaturalist or else