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It's Wet Beast Wednesday

For those who needed to hear it today
sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

been losing my shit over this gif for like 5 minutes now
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it
a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version



tozozozo
lol do your sad guy laying in bed for too long impression again

Shoebill (Balaeniceps rex), family Balaenicipitidae, order Pelicaniformes, Lake Victoria, Uganda
This bird is the only member of its family.
The taxonomic affinities of this bird have long been debated. It currently rests within the order Pelicaniformes. It was, in the past, often placed in the Ciconiiformes (Storks).
Its closest living relative is most likely the Hamerkop.
Photograph by Arnaud Massip
please please please please frogs that look really dumb
ONLY THE DUMBESTEST OF FROOGS FOR YOU MY LIEGE!!!


Budgett’s Frog (Lepidobatrachus laevis), family Ceratophrynidae, El Chaco, Paraguay
photograph via: FAUNA PARAGUAY

Budgett’s Frog (Lepidobatrachus laevis), family Ceratophrynidae, found in the Chaco Regions of Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay
photograph by Dick Bartlett


Blunt-headed Burrowing Frog (Glyphoglossus molossus), family Microhylidae, Kaeng Krachan, Thailand
photograph by Tom Charlton

Purple Frogs (Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis), mating, family Nasikabatrachidae, endemic to the Wesxtern Ghats of India
photographs by Dr Ashish Thomas
y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other
a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.
Instead of "but that's not real", you should try responding to a psychotic persons distress with:
That sounds really scary. I'm really sorry that you're going through this. I can't imagine how scared I'd be if it was me.
Thank you for sharing this with me. I know it can't be easy to open up about it, and I'm glad you felt comfortable telling me
You can tell me more about it if you want to. I promise not to judge you, invalidate you or panic
Is there anything I can do to help you feel safer? Any way I can help support you through this?

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”
this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep
instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”
sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

I saw ceiling shapes
ID: Orange and white tabby looking up at the ceiling dramatically
PSA:
Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.
That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).
A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.
Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).
Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.
The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.
After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.
You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”
Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.
So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.


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