Why Would You Wipe It Up When You Can Just Snort It? Fate Is Ours To Make, Dont Tell Me What Do >:(

Why would you wipe it up when you can just snort it? Fate is ours to make, dont tell me what do >:(

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Ok but this cat is so cute 🥺

Am i... Dying?

i’ve watched only 2 episodes of clone high but nothing is funnier to me than that pic where gandhi is told he has adhd

Iv had to block 50 already 👍

What the past couple days have felt like

need more media where an old guy with back problems gets his ass ate by a young upstart who is obsessed with him. i’m doing my part but everyone else pick up the slack.

✊😔 it be like that, it will be ok

it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school