REALEST SHIT

REALEST SHIT

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

is it just me or is icdiwabh kind of getting overrated and hyper-fixated on by all the tiktokians?? like i’ve met 5 people recently who said: “yeah! i’m a big swiftie!” and i was like “oh really? what’s your favourite song?” and then they go “i can do it with a broken heart, i don’t know any others.” and i’m just like

AHDHJWJDKSKSKCKSDKJDDNKS

SHIT GUYS WOW THATS CRAY CRAY

you know you’ve been around these parts for too long when you’ll be listening to a song and your brain is running a billion small processes in the background and they’re all like:

marry kiss kill?

isn’t the game colloquially called kiss marry kill?

why marry kiss kill?

m k k?

13 11 11

13 kk

ah ok… NEXT!

LMAOO

THEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ACTIVE BATTLEFIELD WITH DINOSAURS ON THE LOOSE AND RAPTORS ON THEIR ASSES GIRLS PLEASE THERE'S A TIME AN A PLACE

resting in peace? more like resting in pieces

THANK THE LORD KIMBY KLOSS

may 21, 2017 | seven years ago today

kimby kloss liked a fan’s tweet about their 11:11 wishes and reputation:

“that i can keep my crying in the club to a minimum when I finally hear the Karlie/ Kaylor vol 2 album aka TS6”