T H A N K Y O U

Technoshipping doesn’t get enough love and here I will make my case on why it is a Good Ship

Loud and funny guy with lots of insecurities paired with the quiet and peculiar guy who ALSO has lots of insecurities???? Iconic

An engineer with a robot? Also iconic

Techno is a cute ship name

SOFT SOFT BOYS

They don’t interact enough in the show despite having a lot of potential for a really interesting dynamic, so it’s both fun and challenging to write them as boyfriends

THEY’RE BOTH SO SMART THEY’D MAKE SUCH A COOL POWER COUPLE

Zane making Jay pie

They’re both so akward it’d be incredibly amusing to watch them ask each other out

Their aesthetics go well together

There aren’t enough dang fics

TWO SCARED BOYS = ONE SCARED COUPLE = CUDDLING

It’s 4 am and I can’t think clearly but trust me it’s a cute ship

It doesn’t matter if you hc Zane as super tall and Jay as super short or vice versa, because in both cases the height difference is phenomenal

They both have soft hair and that’s canon

They can be scarf buddies

They’re totally a playful, mushy couple that just wants to be around each other and hang out all the time

Jay making Zane laugh is my entire aesthetic and it could be yours too

Too fluffy for you? You want angst? Well listen here, buddy. I’m too tired for that right now but one if these days I’m gonna write a fic and my intention will be to make you cry.

Jay definitely rollerblades and Zane definitely ice skates. What does this mean, you ask? 80s neon aesthetic and glittery wintercore aesthetic solidarity. They can combine their forces and take over the world.

Jay saying “OwO” to be funny over text, completely forgetting that his boyfriend can’t comprehend those types of jokes without being explicitly given context. This results in Zane using it frequently and it makes him too happy for Jay to make him stop.

Headcanon that Jay burns everything he makes. He’ll be making the food, it’s going fine, and then he burns it. Zane wants to support him so he turns off his taste sensors and eats it.

Picture this: Jay burns the food and he brings it out knowing full well it practically isn’t edible, but he thinks its kinda funny so he just wants to show his boyfriend like “lol idk how i even burned it this badly wanna just order chinese” but he gets cut off when he turns and sees Zane go completely dead in the eyes and take a huge, unflinching bite of the completely black food. Nobody speaks. Zane chews and swallows. Kai walks into the kitchen. He sees. He knows. He opens his mouth to say something. He walks back out. The incident is never spoken of again.

Lol jk nobody lets Zane live it down

JAY TREATING ECHO LIKE A LITTLE BROTHER-IN-LAW. LISTEN. LISTEN. AND DON’T FORGET ED AND EDNA WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE ZANE BECAUSE HE’S SO SWEET AND POLITE HNNFGGFF.