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THATS SO CUTE AAAAHHHH

THATS SO CUTE AAAAHHHH 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

Not Exactly Foolproof

Red Son was going to win this time. Why? Because he had a plan. Surprising, I know. But this time it was going to work. He was prepared, it was foolproof!

He was going to flirt with the Noodle Boy

Wait, What?! Yeah, surprising. Why in the court of heaven would he, the son of THE Demon Bull King, have ANY interest whatsoever in a simple noodle boy, especially the one on the ENEMY SIDE?!

Well, its simple, really. It was to throw him off his rhythm. With someone with such a low constitution as Noodle Boy, he’d surely be distracted if the enemy suddenly started FLIRTING with him, yes?

And so, his plan was set. He would confront the Monkey King successor, and in the middle of their fight, he would use a classic flirty line to distract him! Yes, and in that moment when he’s processing what just happened, he would grab the Monkey King’s staff and escape! Like he said, foolproof.

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Or so he thought. 

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4 years ago

noodle boy i love uuuu

Yay A Whole Bunch Of Mk Again !!1!.. .,,,
Yay A Whole Bunch Of Mk Again !!1!.. .,,,
Yay A Whole Bunch Of Mk Again !!1!.. .,,,
Yay A Whole Bunch Of Mk Again !!1!.. .,,,

yay a whole bunch of mk again  !!1!.. .,,,

4 years ago

THAT IS SO PRECIOUS AND THOUGHTFUL AND IM IN LOVE

WAAAHHH 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗

Hey, I saw u like Red Son from MK. That’s cool. I wanted to ask if perhaps u have any Headcanons about him too?

Thanks for the ask!! I do have a few, I love Red Son! I love all the characters of this show!! I NEED MORE OF THEM!! 😍

Here we go with flamey boy 🔥🔥🔥:

Has a new journal every time he needs to put down on paper his frustration, hopes and dreams, only to burn it right after to prevent anyone to witness his fEeLiNgS 😱

Actually had rehearsal for what he was going to say to his father at his glorious return for years... felt really stupid at the actual moment 👉👈

Made a card for his mom every year for Mother's Day but got too self-conscious to actually give it every single time. He has them all. Can't bring himself to burn those

Used to love noodles actually... now it gives him conflicting emotions 😅

Is secretly working on an ice cream machine able to make an ice cream that doesn't melt as soon as he touches it. It's still a work in progress

For the abovementioned reason, he never had an ice cream in his life 🤷‍♀️

Tries to use his great devotion for his father to forget about the constant doubt that, if he was really useless, his family would get rid of him

"WHAT THAT'S RIDICULOUS I AM RED SON MY FATHER IS THE DEMON BULL KING AND TOGETHER WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!"

👆 Him every time the thought just brushes his mind... yeah...

Total cat person 🐱🐈🐱

Eats lots of flambée food, even food that doesn't need to be. Cookies? Flambée. Pizza? Flambée. That leftover of vegetarian lasagna in the fridg- Wait where is it? Oh right it's FLAMBÉE 🔥

... everything comes out surprisingly delicious. For some reason

I had more than I thought 🤩 It got a little angsty in a few of them... eh 🤷‍♀️ Imma throw in a few headcanons for MK too because he's another precious boy I love 😚

Noodle boy here he comes:

Was an orphan left on the streets to gather some food. Never particularly sad, nor particularly happy. He just kinda... always moved forward?

One time he was scavenging between the garbage of a nearby restaurant when he was found by the actual owner. Tried to apologize immediately. Got a jacket with the logo of the place and a job instead. Never really left since 😉

Became instant best friends with Mei at their first meeting. Like, they crossed eyes once, and it was done. Pigsey was there, and he doesn't undertand how either

Journey to the West was the first book in good conditions MK read, Pigsy gave it to him. Fell in love immediately 🥰

Used to write little stories about him and the Monkey King going on adventures together (THIS KID IS A FANBOY SO YOU BET YOUR MONKEY BUTT HE DOES FANFICTIONS TOO 😎)

He says of himself to have high spicy hot tolerance

He really doesn't

No, you don't understand, he doesn't KNOW tolerance, this kid will start to tear up if you give him sweet PAPRIKA

For the love of the Monkey King don't give him spice 🥵

He was the reason Tang became a regular customer, a bit because of the free noodles, a bit because... MK is freaking precious come on, look at his face

Doesn't really think about his real parents. His family is here anyway 💕

That was fun! I cannot wait to have more of this beautiful show and these wonderful characters!! 💜💜💜

4 years ago

LSHSLDOSLISKDHSKSHDKSHKDBSKSGSJGSJSHSIDUSODV IM DEAD--

Look,,, Sometimes You Just Kinda,,, Draw Gay Legos, Man?-

look,,, sometimes you just kinda,,, draw gay legos, man?-


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4 years ago

kshsdklshdksdjeiwu why so adorable 😭😭😭😭

Not so Foolproof pt. 2

I am so sorry in advance for my inconsistent art ;-;

Red Son came up with a second plan. He was going to use this "date" as an opportunity to gain some valuable information on his enemies. He was absolutely NOT going to enjoy this. 

He enjoyed it.

Red Son walked into the Pigsy's Noodles at exactly 5 pm.

What? It's not like he was gonna let himself be late. The highly esteemed son of the Bull Demon King was NOT going to let himself be late to his first date- ER- his very important spy mission- yeah.

Almost immediately after he walked through the entrance, Noodle Boy ran up to him. "OHMYGOSH YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE!!"

Not So Foolproof Pt. 2

"I didn't think you'd actually show up! Hold on, lemme get our food!" MK ran into the kitchen and walked back out with two hot fresh bowls of noodles.

"Here- I saved this table for us!" MK brought the noodles over to a table in the corner of the room closest to the door. Red Son sat down in his chair as MK placed the noodles in front of them and sat across from him. As much as Red Son tried to sit straight, it took as much as 3 seconds for him to start slouching. 

They sat in very awkward silence for about 15 excruciating seconds before MK spoke up, "So, why'd you ask me out?" 

Not So Foolproof Pt. 2

"A- DHSJDJWJDJJEJFJWJD-" Both Red Son's face and hair flared red, a reaction that MK thought was absolutely adorable. And charming. And cute. And-

"I- ugh, It was supposed to distract you, I didn't expect you to actually say yes to it." Red Son said before he began eating.

Ah. He expected that, but it still hurt.

"Oh- so do you like...wanna leave, then?" MK looked down at his own food in disappointment. The red head didn't like it, which was weird considering that before this, he felt satisfaction whenever that expression came to his face. 

"I- NO ITS NOT THAT, I-" Red Son didn't know what to say. He still needed to gather that intel on Noodle Boy, but he didn't exactly want to leave him for any other reason either. "I...I do. I do want to go on this...date with you. I just don't know-"

"You just don't know what to do for a first date, right?" 

"Well I was going to say that I don't know anywhere that reaches my standards but sure let's go with that."

"Okay, then howabout Iiiiiiiiii…" MK seemed to think it over for a moment before he made a face that meant he had an idea. "I could show you my favorite places in the city!! There's a lot of fun things to do around here, right? So how's that sound?"

Red Son barely got the words "I don't see anything flawed with that-" out of his mouth before MK was leading him to the arcade, leaving their noodles alone on the table. Thinking about it, maybe he wouldn't be able to get MK to spill any intel, but instead gain his trust? 

They stopped outside the arcade as MK began to dig around in his pockets before pulling out a few tokens that were presumably meant for the arcade games. "Oh uh- heh- sorry, I guess I underestimated how many tokens I actually had left. Mannn I really wanted to show you this place!!"

"The arcade? Why?"

"Well I know that since you're pretty competitive and all, you might've actually had fun here." 

Not So Foolproof Pt. 2

Again, that disappointed expression found itself crawling onto MK's face. Red Son very much disliked it. 

"...stay here." 

"?Where are you going?" 

"I'm getting us more tokens."

Red Son walked into the arcade, sulking his way over to the counter where he determined sold the tokens. When he reached the front of the counter, he slammed his fist on the top of the counter. 

"Arcade lady!! I DEMAND you give me as many of your- er- tokens as you have at once!!" The girl working at the counter looked at him before scoffing at him, rolling her eyes and resuming her discussion with another patron. Red Son was getting impatient. MK was waiting for him outside.

"Arcade Lady, give me all the tokens that you have, or I'll burn you and this booth TO ASHES!!"

 Red Son's flames blazed high as his temper took over, the hands gripping the counter setting it on fire. Now terrified, the employee rushed to get a fire extinguisher and put out the flames on the counter before reaching under the counter and pulling out a giant bucket full of tokens.

Red Son smirked as he gripped onto the bucket (which was a lot heavier than what you'd expect) and walked outside to where MK was waiting for him. The Prince's smirk widened into a smile as he saw MK's face light up upon seeing how many tokens he had gotten. 

"OH MY GOSH RED SON, HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY?!?" MK rushed over to the red head, excitement making his eyes shine. Red Son thought the emotion looked good on him.

Not So Foolproof Pt. 2

"I have my ways." Red Son chuckled to himself as they walked into the arcade, seeing the Arcade Lady's terrified expression as they passed by.

"Uhhh okay! Get ready to have the full fun arcade experience!!" Red Son definitely thought MK's energy was annoying. Not amazing. He definitely wasn't amazing. Nope.


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