I Hear Explosions Outside.

I hear explosions outside.

I stand up from my bed.

I walk toward my window.

I look to the sky.

I see fireworks launched by my neighbours.

I open the window.

My neighbours are singing the Star Spangled Banner.

In their garden, little American flags in their bands.

You don’t see anything weird, do you ?

Well I’ll tell you.

I’m french.

And I’m in fucking France right now.

Friend: Who do you ship?

Me: Do you want it in alphabetical order, order I discovered them, or highest to lowest in ability to emotionally cripple me?

the british: you can’t start your own NATION

George Washington:

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