My Go To Is Im Going To/i Want To/id Rather Eat Glass

my go to is “i’m going to/i want to/i’d rather eat glass”

i'm so upset i'm going to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for you and those around you) blow up the chicken man

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

*Vinyl record stops*

"Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation".

When her spaceship crashes and makes her land on Mars, Nieves is found by an alien colony called "The Olympus Colony" that is in crisis thanks to a recent war that killed most of it's members. Now called Nasa'Star she and her new companions must show that they have the right to reclaim their land!

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Howdy, hey! i'm @artymcarty and welcome to my own Clangen comic!

This was inspired by the fantastic works of... @circus-clangen , @castaway-clan , @dawn-clan , @echoes-in-echoclan and @moons-of-dewclan . Go check them out!!! <3

These comics are possible thanks to the game @officialclangen !

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Asks are tagged as... #HeyAstronaut (think that you're the humans that are trying to catch the radio signal, is the collar on Nasa's helmet!)

Fanart is tagged as... #Astroart

Moons are tagged as... #MoonUpdates

Character refs are tagged as... #(colony)(character) and #(colony)refs

Example: #OlympusNASA and #OlympusRefs

OOC is tagged as... #ArtyJumpscare

More to be added!

Are you ready for the adventure, little astronaut?

happy pride month

metoidioplasty is the other popular vagina-to-penis surgery, along with phalloplasty. phalloplasty takes a skin graft to sculpt an """average""" size penis which cannot get a natural erection and often has a bit less sensation. metoidioplasty just reconstructs someone's existing bottom growth from testosterone (which for most people won't be more than 1-3 inches) into looking like a penis, which leaves it capable of natural erections and usually preserves a bit more sensation (while also eliminating the need for a skin graft).

i mean this in both the angriest and the most loving way possible but metoidioplasty doesn’t get nearly enough love, and i’d personally prefer it if people could like?? treat transmasc bodies and surgeries with respect?? idk it’s very transparent how y’all feel about meta dicks when some of you can’t go too long without using “shrimp dick” or something of that sort as an insult

today you are one of the lucky 10,000 who learns that maia crimew is the one who leaked the no-fly list, among other things

edit: my bad, the no fly list thing isn’t why, although that did happen. it was a bunch of other hacks in the years after

are u going to defcon this year? :o

i cannot leave switzerland (let alone enter the US) without going to a US prison for a very long time