THE BIRTHDAY BOY

THE BIRTHDAY BOY

RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

Omg me

RORY KEANER HEADCANONS <3

Rory Keaner Headcanons <3

They're 6'4.5 ft

Very much a cat person

Prefers orange juice instead of apple juice

Average weezer stan 💀

Size 13 shoe

Natural hair is brown but bleaches it a bunch

Likes making things out of clay :)

Finds moths and butterflies fascinating

Watches PBS kids on Saturday morning

Is very good at math and science but has trouble spelling and turning in assignments most of the time

Is ambidextrous

Watches markiplier and kurtis conner

Owns too many vintage marvel and DC comic books

Knows how to play electric and bass guitar for the most part

Quoting vines too often

Owns a regular phone and a flip phone

Brings a satchel and a backpack to school

Loves helping make food

Paints on clothes or mainly accidentally gets it on themselves

Loves the smell of citrus

Goes by he/they/she/xem/it/vamp/(other neos)

Is pansexual and genderfluid +xenogenders

I pair you with

Ivy!!

I have a feeling you two would get along very well:) She would help cut your hair and would probably would steal you some demonia boots tbh <33 I feel like your dynamic with here would be friends to lovers!!

Hey y'all I'm bored :3

I want you to gimme a description of urself and I'll pair you with a gotham character

Thankzz!!

JEROME VALESKA HEADCANONS

Goes by any pronouns

Bro smells like blood, ash, and whatever gay people smell like /j

Unironically uses "🤬" when texting LMAO

His main comebacks to insults are death threats or things like "I'm inside ur walls :3"

Religiously listens to Lana Del Rey

Watches happy tree friends (it's a good show)

When he cant remember people's names he has ridiculous nicknames for them (This is also a canon thing because it's in season 4 😭)

Definition of a raging pansexual

Absolutely can not go a day without saying things like "ur mom"

Is the type of person to aggressively jump on an elevator to make it stop and make other people on the elevator get scared

Curious lil guy (asks too many questions)

Adores the color red

Probably had a nightcore phase tbh

I’ve never used this before so I’m SUPER SORRY if this just awkwardly ends up in the wrong place lmao.

So, I’m around 5’7”, My hair reaches past my waist and it’s brown with a natural bright blonde streak just past the crown of my head (It’s probably a square inch of my scalp where the hair just comes out blonde), my eyes are blue, I have LOADS of freckles, I wear glasses, and I’m slightly(?) chubby.

I like wandering around at night (with a friend or two) and just freaking ourselves out, I’m easily scared, I was raised in the country, so I’m nice, but like, sorta mean sometimes and there’s still a nice undertone to it, I get sleepy when people play with my hair bc that’s how my grandma used to get me to sleep, (can u tell I’m running out of things to say?) I’ve always wanted to be an actress, anddd I love Taylor swift.

Sorry if this is way too much or too little! Or if I gave info that didn’t matter and what not.

I feel like you and Zsasz would be a pretty good pair!! Sneaking out at night to go do stupid shit and possibly help him hide bodies LMAO-- He would probably make you watch horror movies or murder documentaries with him while he plays with your hair if you get a little too jumpy <33