Your Chubby Godmother Here To Remind You That Yes Fit Men Can Find You Attractive. Fuck What Other People

Your chubby godmother here to remind you that yes fit men can find you attractive. Fuck what other people say, look at my eyes that you totally can’t see right now, I mean what I say, they’ll want you and love tf out of you.

Don’t ever let me catch you telling yourself a muscular man could never want you. What else does he have muscles for if not to use them on you? You think they’re for decoration? Pls, babes, don’t be silly.

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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WTF IS HAPPENING W CHRISTOPHER

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i just wanna talk chan

trust i will be writing abt this

★ bf! han jisung headcanons.

fem!reader, fluff fluff FLUFF, like one suggestive line, word count : 1.1k

a/n : this is a little all over the place 😭 i need a jisung in my life so bad. i know i said i'd publish something different BUT inspo hasn't been inspoing so i will give headcanons <3 also thinking of doing a husband ver and a dad ver (maybe nsfw ver too? idk) AND thank you thank you thank you for the 900 followers, seeing that people enjoy what i write really makes life worth living a bit more 🫶🏼

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chan | minho | changbin | hyunjin | jisung | felix | seungmin | jeongin

i think the two of you first met through a mutual friend

jisung was frankly whipped the second he met you (because how could he not??) but he hid it behind his goofy personality

don't point out his red ears or he will turn into a puddle of mush

you start hanging out with each other through your friend but it gradually becomes just the two of you

late night ice cream, phone calls for hours, giggling while sending each other memes

and he'd be all up in your zone calling you baby and honey like the two of you were an old married couple

he'd probably be scared to make the next move

he doesn't want to destroy his friendship with you ☹️

i think you would have to be the one to make the first move because this boy can switch up from being goofy to flustered in a second

maybe while having a binge night, you bring up the topic of relationships, knowing he was single pringle and gauging his reactions

and boy would he be sweating

because why are you asking him all of this???? are you trying to imply something??? are you trying to reveal that you've been in a secret relationship all this time and you were too nervous to tell him???

honestly that thought makes him cry a little on the inside, he wouldn't know what to do if you were with someone else

(probably write sad breakup songs)

in the meantime, you're just confused

why is he glaring at gojo on the tv???

you poke his shoulder and ask your question again

“do you like me? because i like you and i need to tell you, and i can't keep this from you anymore.”

his brain shortcircuits for a few moments before his face turn red and he's grinning ear to ear, throwing himself onto you for a bone crushing hug

“you like me? you like me???”

fast forward to dating

boyfie jisung has to be the biggest cuddle bug ever :(

as we know he's a bit of a workaholic sometimes, when he comes home, he's padding across the living room to the bedroom in search of you

and when he spots you on the bed reading a book, he's throw himself onto the bed, shifting so he was in your lap and toss your book aside (only after you bookmarked it, he didn't need a repeat of what happened last time)

just cuddles you while he talks about his day, prefers to have his hair stroked while ranting because it soothes him

would not let you leave him alone for a moment when he's like this

on normal days, he's always sending you texts

“good morning baby ❤️”

“did you eat lunch? i ate hotpot, sucks to be you 😹”

very romantic

saved you as “the love of my life ❤️” on his phone but never lets the guys see it or they won't let him see the end of it

turns into a blushing if they ever tease him though, will burrow his face into your shoulder if you're with him and beg you to send them away before he explodes

lots of late nights with each other, talking about your dreams and just anything

he loves hearing you talk, especially about things you like

he also likes hearing you rant, he finds you being angry to be hot lmao

his love languages would be words of affirmation and physical touch

constant constant praise

aced an exam?

“my baby is so smart”

proceeds to buy half the supermarket’s stock of goodies you like

work promotion?

takes you out for a nice date, dinner at a fancy place to treat you like the princess you are 😽

even the little things like complimenting your new earrings or a new shade of lipstick or new nails!

he just wants you to know how much he's smitten with you

follows you around like a lovesick puppy tbh

in return, he'd love love love if you gave him constant attention (canon)

he needs to have some form of physical contact with you or he'll die (his words)

also rants about you (in a good simpy way) to his members and just about anyone who comes across him, because i feel like he's a bit of a rambler

he just has so much love for you it his body isn't big enough to hold it

shares his food with you!! gives you the first bite if you look really interested in it

loves giving you kisses, on your cheek, your forehead, your hands and obviously your lips

always wants to impress you with little things just to see your adorable smile and flushed cheeks

such a big sap, he writes so many love songs chan and changbin get sick of it

plays them on his guitar for you on cozy nights while it's raining outside, also plays your favorite songs

you bet he's created a playlist that “yours”, with songs he's reminded of you when he listens to them along with a couple of his personal ones he wrote for you

just a very very romantic person at heart, will become vulnerable when you date for a long time and trusts you completely

do not break this boy's heart 😾🫵

jisung's just a sweet caring boyfriend, who does love the occasional make-out or two, always proclaims his love you, has you on his wallpaper, and has subtle matching jewelry with you like rings or maybe a necklace

he can be cocky but he will switch into a flustered mess the second the teasing turns on him

cute baby

please shower him with attention and love and he'll never let you go <3

your trope would be soulmates: best friend and lover all wrapped up into one

will never let his baby be sad! expect him to pull you into his lap whenever you're having a bad day, either letting you talk about it while combing your hair with his fingers or just sit in silence for a while until he tries to lighten you mood and take your mind off whatever upset you

will get cranky if he doesn't get his dose of you in a day/week depending on his schedule

will always try and make time for you because you matter most!!!

would be shy in the beginning stages of your dating, but once he gets used to it you're in for jisung attacks (in forms of hugs and kisses) 24/7

to sum it up, jisung is a huge lovebug, but he's a softie at heart, goofy because he loves your laugh, protective of you and just overall the sweetest boy you've ever met

will take things to the next level by writing a song and singing it to you with his guitar <3

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