>looking For A New House

>looking for a new House

>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet

>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

>move in

>its wet

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

My sweet patreon’s voted on my next clown so here is the clown knight!~

When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂

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