Dont Go Down The Fyoya Path!

Dont go down the fyoya path!

After Meursault it is WAY too late for that and let me tell you why.

Rant under the cut for manga spoilers.

I love soukoku to the bottom of my heart. Think of Fyolai just as obsessively. That said, Dazai gets anything with legs to fall for him the second he so much as winks. Chuuya never gets to have any fun. Fyodor could tell Nikolai to jump off a bridge and guess what? Home boy is going to do a backflip just to make sure Fyodor is watching.

The absolute jealousy potential? Chef's kiss.

Fyodor is just like: Hey Dazai may be toxic, but I can be toxique. He can have his little "angel", I want a god.

And Chuuya the boujie bitch that he is just goes: That sounds designer. Suddenly I'm red-green color blind to all those flags.

Nikolai has to know about the Chuuya plan to some extent and instead of helping Fyodor out of prison said: Escape w/o me if you can, infact poison yourself first.

Dazai literally goes: I'll drown your ass before I let you leave me for another man but not before this love profession...I mean eulogy.

Meanwhile poor little Sigma just trying to get back to his casino.

Fyoya, for me, is less about Fyodor and Chuuya being together because they have any sort of dynamic (Fyodor just talks about using him better than Dazai and none of Chuuya's actions are consensual) but instead because they can shove it in Nikolai and Dazai's faces that they aren't needed they are wanted and can be replaced if they don't step their game up.

Anyways...I'm down the Fyoya rabbit hole for all the wrong reasons and I'm staying here!

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

ROUND 1

Reverse SKK AUs are so funny because we have this scary, edgy Mafia Executive who seems to be one step ahead of anyone who tries to get in his way and then one time you see your "mysterious" co-worker yelling at him and calling him a "bastard" without blinking and you just want to live and have your agency survive and not get nuked by the PM and suddenly the big scary Mafia guy devolves into a five-year-old child and starts yelling playground insults back at him.

bsd chapter 108 is so funny though atsushi pleading for akutagawa to wake up and in any other manga it would be like "i know this isn't who you are!!!! you didn't kill that girl because she reminds you of your sister when she was young!" but in bsd it's like "you WOULD kill a little girl even if you weren't a vampire but you didn't because you want to prove ME wrong"