It's So Scary How English People Are Real Living Breathing Human Beings. You Guys Are Supposed To Be

it's so scary how english people are real living breathing human beings. you guys are supposed to be fictional characters from media i watch

ineffable husbands and ineffable bureaucracy perfectly sum up the two types of queer romantic relationships: painful mutual pining for 6,000 years and speedrunning from enemies to friends to lovers in the span of 0.5 seconds

sexualities with doctor who

Homosexuality:

think of vastra and jenny

Bisexuality:

think of the 9th doctor

Pansexuality:

think of captain Jack Harkness of course!

Polymorous:

think of the 11th doctor

Asexual:

think of the 12th doctor

and of course, HeteROSExuality:

think of the 10th doctor

i really, really think we should talk about this part of the drama more. what the fuck was this. this is unhinged.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person