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His Ass Could NOT Handle A Good Seafood Boil

His ass could NOT handle a good seafood boil

Boy I Oughta Boil You

boy i oughta boil you

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6 months ago
The first panel of a short comic. Gillion is lying dead on the table with his hands resting on his chest and a weak smile on his face, his eyes are closed forever. Next to him stands May Ferin, one of her hands rests on Gillion and another covers her mouth as she stares in sorrow. Behind them are Chip and Jay, Chip is standing straight and crying, Jay hides her face in Chip's shoulder and hugging him, Chip's hand gently pats her head.
The second panel of a short comic. Behind Chip and Jay out of thin air appears Niklaus Hendrix and in a hurry walks towards Gillion. "Oh for fuck's sake" he says irritably. Chip is lifting his head to look at Niklaus in confusion. May also turns around and looks at him.
The third panel of a short comic. Niklaus is hunched over the table starting to pick Gillion's body up bridal style. "Gotta do everything by myself around here--" he says. May stepped back from the table and is just looking at Niklaus. Jay stopped crying and lifted her head from Chip's shoulder. Both Jay and Chip are staring at Niklaus in confusion now, though they're still in the middle of their hug.
The fourth panel of a short comic. Niklaus has picked up Gillion and now holds him in his hands. He turns around to face Chip and Jay and says "Later, idiots". Chip looks angry and reaches down for his sword. Jay looks even more confused and reaches for her gun.
The last panel of a short comic. In a puff of glitter and with a "pop" Niklaus and Gillion dissappear. Chip and Jay are flabbergasted. May turns to look at them not really understanding what just happened.

what would've (hopefully) happened if gillion didn't make it

bonus:

A bonus panel for the comic. Gillion stands in a battle stance with his arms wide, his back is turned to the viewer. He's shirtless and his torso is covered in bandaids. Further in front of him is Niklaus, he's slamming his hands on a desk and his tail curls angrily behind him. They're screaming at each other. Gillion yells "LET ME OUT! ". Niklaus replies with "I'VE SAVED YOUR ASS TWICE NOW, YOU MORON. WHERE'S MY 'THANK YOU'?!". Gillion yells "FUCK YOU--".
The second bonus panel for the comic. Gillion has swiftly turned around and is sprinting towards the camera. He has a panicked expression on his face and a few drops of sweat appear on his forehead. Behind him Niklaus is in the middle of vaulting over the table. He looks pissed off. In the corner of the drawing is a small arrow that says "to be continued".
6 months ago

I feel like that one meme that’s like “you people aren’t liking jrwi?”

I know it’s kinda the natural process of fandom, but it does sadden me me a little watching a lot of the fandom go from loving jrwi to being like “no one’s more upset that i like it than me” kinda deal. Like I do get it the boys have had some bumps and then the hiatus, but also idk ig I do really love this podcast and its characters and its members. I hope they can get back on track and upload regularly again and find a system that actually works for them

6 months ago

Also guys I think Runt has rickets because it’s a softening of the bones due to lack of vitamin D and she has her leg braces + she lives in a hole, so the troy math checks out

6 months ago

Lightning McQueen played by Charlie Slimecicle is such a god tier combo


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