Blink Being Unable To Properly Preen His Feathers Due To Joint Pain Or General Fatigue And When He Mentions

Blink being unable to properly preen his feathers due to joint pain or general fatigue and when he mentions is Runt pulls out a terrifying looking gadget she made

“IS THAT SAFE?!”

“I don’t know Uncle Three Strings never let me test it on him”

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

Hello, JRWI fan account. I’d like to play a game. You are currently strapped to a chair, and in front of you is a television screen playing the entirety of Prime Defenders on loop. Your challenge is simple: if you can pay attention to the Fauna arc and Vyncent’s other important scenes in Season 1 that lead up to it, and give an accurate summary of them, I will let you go. However, if at any point you say that Vyncent is useless, bland, has no motives or development, or exists purely as a love interest for William, your head will explode like a firework. Good luck.

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ANIMAL FEATURES MORE PROMINENT MAKE HER CREATURE 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

call me mr beast the way i turn jrwi characters into animals

Date idea: I explain my favorite medias to you except I’m autistic and can only communicate like this