Evan And Jon Cuddling For @vynncent

Evan and Jon Cuddling for @vynncent

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When ur trying to impress ur crush

2p Nogla: *Minding his own business*

2p Vanoss: Hey! Fuck boi!

2p Nogla: *Sighs* What?

2p Vanoss: Have you fucked Tyler in the ass yet?

2p Nogla: … First of all, that’s none of your business. Second, me and Tyler aren’t even a thing-

2p Vanoss: Nope! You definitely are. I see Tyler making googoo eyes at you all the time.

2p Nogla: … He does?

2p Vanoss: Pfft- Yeah! How did you not notice?

2p Nogla: … Huh… Well, in any case, I would never do anything with him without a couple dates and his consent.

2p Vanoss: A couple dates? Ew, lame.

2p Nogla: …. At least I don’t force myself onto someone. Only to then play hard to get when the other person shows interest. Then decide that the person is being too ‘romatic’ so I break their heart. Then I wait until the broken pieces heal enough only to repeat the cycle. Just to feel that I have control over something in my life… That would just be a horrible thing to do… Right, Evan?

2p Vanoss: … Bitch, I quit going to my therapist for a reason. Don’t even fuckin’ try me.

Let bi boys date girls