I Have Made Far Too Many Of These. Please, Enjoy.

I have made far too many of these. Please, enjoy.

OK I KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE PROBABLY SAID THIS BEFORE ME BUT OH MY GOD OKAY DEATH NOTE SPOILERS

SO SOICHIRO HALVED HIS LIFESPAN FOR THE SHINIGAMI EYES, AND THEN DIED THE NEXT DAY OF A BULLET WOUND, NOT BECAUSE OF A DEATH NOTE MEANING HE ONLY HAD TWO DAYS TO LIVE ANYWAY

WHICH PROBABLY JUST MEANS HE WOULD HAVE DIED OF THAT BULLET WOUND ANYWAY BUT I'M CLUTCHING AT STRAWS HERE

Anyway I think its kind of sad, Light would have probably used that extra day to pressure him into killing Mello

Enjoy this assortment of Incorrect Death Note Quotes I generated at 2am

L , Light & Misa: *screaming*

Rem: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Misa?!

L : Wait, why are you asking Misa that when Light and I are also here?

Rem: Because Misa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Misa: I'm cold.

Rem: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Light: I'm cold.

Ryuk: I can't control the weather, Light.

Light: You know, Rem gives Misa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Ryuk: Okay.

*Later*

Ryuk: *gives Misa flowers*

Misa: ???

Ryuk: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Misa: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Rem: Um, murder???

Ryuk: Adventuring!

Light: Tuesday.

Rem: I give up. I am so tired.

Ryuk: Get the emergency supply!

Light: *carries Misa and places them in front of Rem*

Misa: *smiles*

Rem: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Misa: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Misa: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Light: I did?

Misa: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Light.

Misa: *walks away*

Light:

Light: They're gone Ryuk.

Ryuk, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

Ryuk: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

Light: Why is Misa's a monster?

Misa: Ryuk, you forgot Light's! Its only an empty space!

Ryuk, proudly: Exactly

Misa, staring upwards: So, Light broke up with me… haha…

Ryuk: Why are you looking up?

Misa: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

Matt: So, are you two friends?

Near : Yes.

Mello: No.

Near : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Mello, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Near : You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?

Mello: If you say me, I swear I’ll—

Near : You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

Naomi, at Beyond’s funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Naomi, leaning over Beyond’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Beyond, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Generator used: Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

How would a wholly genderbent deathbote be?

I've been thinking about this ever since this comment (thanks btw :D) I think that judging by the misogyny in the source material I think it could go two ways.

1. Minor changes

The shinigami woukd stay the same but Naomi probably wouldn't have left the FBI. Raye would still be on that mission in Japan though. The plot would ultimately be the same.

2. (SPOILERS) The ending literally changes

Trying not to read too deep into this but I think this option is less likely but still probable. Light and L's rivalry would be the same, Near would work with the FBI but Mello may not even get onto the Mafia. Even if he did Takada would probably have never been kidnapped and Light might even end up winning, because it was Takada's kidnapping that literally directly led to Lights loss.

Of course it would probably change nothing but its interesting to me that even just a change of gender can completely change how a story ends simply due to stereotypes and ideals. I'd love to expand on this in a longer piece but that will have to wait until I can type a little better :D

Thanks for the ask!

So I made a mistake and started drawing in the WhatsApp photo editor

This took me over an hour I'm done

Death Note's writing is so incredible that even the shinigami are acting more humane than the humans

Even though Mello holds a gun several times he never actually kills anyone (with his own hands)

Near is both apathetic and empathising with other peoples experiences at the same time

Higuchi makes you like Light more

Beyond Birthday puts into perspective that Wammy's House is kind of messed up with an antagonist you both hate and sympathise with

It gives you enough room to make headcanons and slightly warp character's personalities while still keeping them recognisable, and leaves just enough up to your imagination without leaving large blank spaces in the writing