Quaritch & Neytiri Are Both The Most Insane Characters In This Franchise And Would Fistfight Each Other

Quaritch & Neytiri are both the most insane characters in this franchise and would fistfight each other in hell

slashers reactions to reader waking up from an asthma attack

Pinhead

"You think having deformed lungs is bad? You should try having a hundred pins in your head!"

Michael Myers

Your sudden movement scares Michael in a primal way and he ruthlessly chokes you to death.

Patrick Bateman

"Sounds like the wheezing of a beta bitch with weak lungs... pathetic."

Charles Lee Ray

"I understand, I'm almost fifty fucking years old, anyways."

Jason Voorhees

He watches you sputter and gasp for air without making a single move. You suffocate and die because he won't help you find your inhaler. He ate it.

Slenderman

GOOD MORNING AVATAR NATION, WE JUST HIT $1BIL, WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A QUARITCH FUCKER

GO RONAL, GO QUEEN, LETS GOOOOO

Ronal after Tonowari suggested she stay home from the fight cuz she's very pregnant

General Ardmore in her pajamas: It’s 3 in the morning, what the hell is that noise?

Quaritch in the shower, screaming: I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL JAKESULLY

A redemption arc is cool but I just want quaritch to not be angry anymore. Like do u wake up angry??? Do u be brushing ur teeth in the morning like “imma get this son of bitch sully today,” 🤬🤬🤬

Eating ur fuckin breakfast mad??? Training mad??? Putting ur clothes on mad??? LIKE CALM DOWN DAMN

Does the recom team pump themselves up everyday like a football team before they go out to search for Jake I need to know

I know his ikran be agitated too

I know he goes to bed every night praying for this man’s death

The recom team wish death and/or general harm on Jake while saying grace before meals, this I know