All New Captain America Special #1

All New Captain America Special #1

bucky: he’s the problematic shiny

• the avengers aren’t allowed at this one pool anymore because bucky was tanning and set a tree on fire from the reflection

• he has to wear a sweatshirt when they’re driving because he blinds drivers

• sam gets him car polish for christmas

• raccoons love him

• they’re on a mission in a woods and a raccoon waddles up to him and grabs his finger

• steve deafens everyone from laughing so hard into their earpieces

• bucky keeps the raccoon as a pet

• he gets in trouble at concerts for using flash

• “ i t ‘ s m y a r m “

• they can’t take pictures with the flash on because he literally burns people’s eyes

• tony was doing a mission report and pointed the laser pointer at bucky

• it somehow burns a hole in the wall

• peter gets bored and puts blinking faerie lights on his arm

• “guys! i made a disco arm!”

• he holds food to keep it warm

• during a cookout, sam’s just like “hold this” and hands bucky a hot dog

• bucky stands there awkwardly scowling and holding a steaming hot dog

me, walking out of the theater after ant man and the wasp:

when bucko do the flex flex and the robot arm do the whir whir reblog if u agree

spoiler-free reaction to ant man and the wasp:

the entire movie:

mid-credits scene:

Jealous

author’s note: This piece is for @fanaticwritings’ 2.7k challenge! I saw this prompt, and since the other one I chose is inevitably going to end up being super angsty and (more likely than not) sad, I went for something a little more joke-y and fluffy. Hope you guys enjoy!

prompt: “That’s french for go away, loser.”

Bucky Barnes x Reader

   The fancy Metropolitan bar, with a marble bar top and glowing purple lighting, is way busier than you’d anticipated. Sure, it is one of the most popular bars, located in the center of Manhattan - but it’s a Tuesday, for Christ’s sake. 

   “Don’t people have better things to do?” You mutter as you bring your drink to your lips, low enough to only be heard by your earpiece. 

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