Friend: *tells Some Bs Lie*

friend: *tells some bs lie*

me: *sneezes*

me: sorry, i’m allergic to bullshit

lovely

very glad i was not there

@jarondont i love you,

but i am very glad we don’t have classes together today

gorgeous parents who make gorgeous babies

i think odysseus looked a lot like telemachus when he was younger

best tag i have read to date

h—g

huh

do this but with your tumblr username

mine would be hd-d

i’m doing a heathers show rn and i have lots of time backstage to just sit with my random ass thoughts, so naturally i threw out cannon and made my own backstory for my character, heather duke.

i have decided that heather is a middle child with two brothers and everything she gets is because her brothers agreed or suggested it