Friend: *tells Some Bs Lie*

friend: *tells some bs lie*

me: *sneezes*

me: sorry, i’m allergic to bullshit

Would you rather...

why am i not surprised???

it is pretty tho

did i spend 4 hours making a desktop wallpaper off of the wisdom saga cover?

yes. yes i did

bitches be out here trying to curl their already curly hair with a straightening iron

it’s me

bitches is me

“pookie man”

-slayer of dance

i’m doing a heathers show rn and i have lots of time backstage to just sit with my random ass thoughts, so naturally i threw out cannon and made my own backstory for my character, heather duke.

i have decided that heather is a middle child with two brothers and everything she gets is because her brothers agreed or suggested it